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An optometrist is someone whose glasses are always half full

Gobble, by Legs On Wheels 8 track album

@desduck.bsky.social One for you to have a look at maybe - I'm currently obsessing over Legs On Wheels and it feels up your street legsonwheels.bandcamp.com/album/gobble

Bangor, Northern Ireland

Bangor, New South Wales, Australia

Bangor, Wales

Bangor, Maine, USA

I only post Bangors

They say do what you love and the money will come. But instead, I stopped enjoyed the thing I loved and now I'm stuck doing it for not a lot of money and AI will probably take it from me anyway. So I don't know what I enjoy any more, in a work sense.

Maybe I should just run a theme park.

You'd think by now, twenty years after starting Uni, I'd have got some sort of career identity and path on the go.

The truth is I don't know how I got where I am and I don't know what I'm going to do next and I'm perpetually worried about the future instead of being excited for it.

Flapjack with black icing and red chocolate quills

Cross section of flapjack

For @orionsnep.bsky.social's birthday (soon) I baked them a Shadow The Hedgehog themed flapjack. It's got Bailey's syrup in it instead of golden syrup and the icing has espresso powder in as I'm informed that Shadow probably tastes of coffee. It's probably a bit too strong but I like it ^^

I ask: In sport, who is best. "AI" responds: Satoru gojo i think caus he's like the strongest

I ask: draw the flag of Wales "AI" draws the outline of a red dragon on a green field

I ask: "What's the current traffic situation on the M1 around Sheffield?" "AI" replies: "Get in your car and check it out :3"

I ask: Draw a wolf in sheep's clothing "AI" draws an immaculate blue and pink wolf in a sheep's coat

Well I wasted a lot of my last hour on youraislopbores.me and the "AI" over there is the future

I find it's just as much fun to be the AI too

Me holding up a sign reading "No Unauthorised Photography Or Recording" in front of Rik's face

Here's a picture of me and only me, giving the photographer a strict warning! (but @dairishgoat.bsky.social ignored me and took the photo anyway!)

It's impossible to know what's behind the sign, isn't that right @rikmccloud.bsky.social?

(My suit by @snowgryphonsuits.bsky.social)
#FursuitFriday

Letter from JSA: "Hey you know this time last year when you were really struggling and mentally exhausted and panicked and we gave you some money to help? Turns out we weren't supposed to give you some of it so you've got three weeks to give it us back okay byeeeee"

Look out for safety bun at the marshall posts on your outlap! ^^

Can't go to the moon if your dad's got your rocket

Happy birthday Kapu's Dad! 🥳

Cantr

Update: I've now got the PS4 games paired up too, plus that appalling DS game. A fine collection if you ask me.

As far as I can tell, the PS5 game, Crash Team Rumble, never got a Japanese language release.

I've also just bought the original copies of the GBA games too. Wondrous times ^^

Every LinkedIn post:

I was business lunching with Dave from JCB Sales when a display model fell from the third tier and landed inches from me.

It got me thinking, if I can live with seeing a colleague liquidated by a falling bulldozer, can we live alongside AI?

My workflow has improved dramati

I DID see the sheep afterwards but the magpies were blocking my view

It's extreme but I can't argue with the results

I have had to go for the "guess I'll put headphones on and shut myself off from everyone" approach but that includes my actual team on the desk so I'll have to wait for one of them to awkwardly nudge me

Ah good I'm not the only one scratching at the door x3

I don't know if anyone else would be as irritated by this as me, but there are two people on the desk near me, playing two different radio stations at roughly the same volume and the clash of sounds is driving me a tiny bit insane.

And also "but I don't even USE the train, why should I pay rail tax if I never use it gaaaah burrrrr love that nige oooff yaaa gwon west ham baaaah"

Oh yeah! I remember that video, it was a lot of searching "I just accidentally" and similar. I didn't find out about it for months! xD

Microwave panel, button: Chaos Defrost

I admit to being too scared to press the mysterious CHAOS DEFROST button on a microwave today just in case I thawed every freezer in a 4 mile radius

So you're the ORIGINAL Scunny Bunny? :D

And not a moment too soon!

Mining statue with Manchester t-shirt straddled on

It's Scunny Bunny!

The new empty Elizabeth Quarter

The Nave Gallery

Highlights from my lovely* day out in Scunthorpe.

*Lovely by Scunthorpe standards

What was that about a large tail back? :D

We're worried you might sell it

"Ooh a lot of people really like honking their horns today to show how happy they are to be driving!"

WOW rude!

I mean, obviously correct, but wow.