granted i started the story when ed leaves home to become a pirate at 14 per canon, so i had to keep it pg on the count of the age. and i had to come up with lore for stede so that he was still sixteen while being an ancient genie. IT'S COMPLICATED!!!
i wanted to write sex lessons pwp but i wanted Ed to be the virginal one so i started working out how this AU would make sense to me and now I'm almost 10k words in, Stede is a cursed seashell button genie, Ed is a possibly demisexual late bloomer, and all they've done is made out.
🥰 edward teach 🥰
☺️ stede bonnet ☺️
pleased and so honored lindie picked this one up 🥰🥰🥰
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writing it currently!
white text on a black background "Summoned you…?” “That’s right. I don’t just appear, obviously.” Ed decided not to say, “Nothing about this is obvious, numbnuts.” He liked Stede too much already to be mean like the other pirates had been teaching him was normal. “If you don’t mind?” Stede said, reaching out toward Ed. Ed’s nerves fizzled with alarm as he considered what to do. His feet decided for him, sliding cautiously toward Stede. Stede’s smile was small, but it felt fully genuine now. Ed took another sliding step, putting him in reach of Stede’s hand if he’d stretch it out to its full length. But Stede didn’t do that. He just waited patiently for Ed to be the one to get close enough to make contact. The instant Stede’s fingertips brushed his jaw, glorious relief swept through Ed’s face. He moaned, plunking down on the crate next to Stede. “Oh my fucking god,” Ed said. “Best curse ever.” Stede frowned. “Wait, no, shit, I don’t think you’re a curse—” Stede waved his hand in the air. “Of course I’m a curse. But I should be gone now, if the bruises are what you needed help with.”
started a new fic where Ed carries around a gold button that activates when he runs away to sea and Stede is inside like a genie.
i don't know either my dudes.
i wasn't expecting it mid season 😭 it was so well done
HEY BRIDGERTON SEASON FOUR EPISODE SIX WHAT THE FUCK
lmaoooo there's some real filth in there too 😂
omg i am so honored!!! the prince and the pirate is the last big fic i wrote for the fandom (still writing small ones) and it has a special place in my heart. even more special now 🥹
link is archiveofourown.org/works/522368... 🤴🏴☠️
jedistormpilot my beloved
i ran that subreddit for a second lol
Ed Teach from the hit television series our flag means death looking like a sweet little kitty cat in the moonlight.
Stede Bonnet: the ultimate winner of the cat distribution system
stede looking tiny in the middle of a forest
actual footage of Stede in Ed's full bush (to scale)
he would!!!
it's been in my drafts for over a year 😭 it's not the big burn in the desert (which based in your parenthetical I'm sure you understand lol) it's a smaller one based on my own experiences.
the one where stede is accidentally given drugs at a festival and has a really good time
Good morning
he's baba yaga hut shaped and we are feral for it
digital doodle of stede and ed right between the rows of seats, stede bending over with his belt unbuckled and ed fishing around the back of stede's pants. in the foreground there is an unfortunate onlooker at whom stede is snapping "DO YOU MIND?? a little privacy, please?"
artist's rendition of the event
Ed and Stede's heads from Our Flag Means Death badly photoshopped onto the shirtless bodies of the stars of Heated Rivalry. Text reads "SUCH A PERFECT SURPRISE" with the sub-heading "A Heated Rivalry Co-Stars AU"
such a perfect surprise - a Heated Rivalry co-stars Gentlebeard AU
rated E | 14k words
Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet are cast as the stars of a new Canadian gay hockey show. Is their chemistry as steamy off camera as onscreen?
archiveofourown.org/works/78865261
Ed and Stede's heads from Our Flag Means Death badly photoshopped onto the shirtless bodies of the stars of Heated Rivalry. Text reads "SUCH A PERFECT SURPRISE" with the sub-heading "A Heated Rivalry Co-Stars AU"
such a perfect surprise - a Heated Rivalry co-stars Gentlebeard AU
rated E | 14k words
Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet are cast as the stars of a new Canadian gay hockey show. Is their chemistry as steamy off camera as onscreen?
archiveofourown.org/works/78865261
the promo picture for the show Heated Rivalry. a vague blurry hockey stadium with sensual red and purple lighting is the background. the text reads "such a perfect surprise" with a sub-heading "A Heated Rivalry Co-Stars Our Flag Means Death AU." two men face off on the bottom of the image: the characters Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov with pictures of young Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby's faces photoshopped badly onto the originals.
such a perfect surprise - a Heated Rivalry co-stars Gentlebeard AU
rated E | 14k words
Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet are cast as the stars of the new gay hockey show Heated Rivalry. Is their chemistry as real as it seems onscreen?
🏒🍆🍑 archiveofourown.org/works/78865261
#ofmd #ofmdfic
graphic design is my passion 😌
I still cannot believe they put a cat bell on that man. True cinema
Black and white cartoon sketch of Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hooking his chin over Stede’s right shoulder from behind and tenderly poking Stede’s left cheek. Stede is cradling the side ofmEd’s face with his left hand. They are both grinning at each other like two fools in love.
*boop*
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
yeah i'm pretty much an expert at photoshop, why do you ask?
the promo picture for the show Heated Rivalry. a vague blurry hockey stadium with sensual red and purple lighting is the background. the text reads "such a perfect surprise" with a sub-heading "A Heated Rivalry Co-Stars Our Flag Means Death AU." two men face off on the bottom of the image: the characters Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov with pictures of young Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby's faces photoshopped badly onto the originals.
such a perfect surprise - a Heated Rivalry co-stars Gentlebeard AU
rated E | 14k words
Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet are cast as the stars of the new gay hockey show Heated Rivalry. Is their chemistry as real as it seems onscreen?
🏒🍆🍑 archiveofourown.org/works/78865261
#ofmd #ofmdfic
at least they've finally had sex offscreen now 😭
