a wizard with a bone to pick

Off brand Ex Lax called Smooth Lax

Ex move,

Boyhood 2: Boyhood Does His Taxes

Open Melody cargo.site

buy tix at openmelody.la or the next robot i poster will have a gun

¡A mí me encanta «La Pig Muppet»!

pronouncing yogurt with a soft y

Mr Bean in a beam

He should be called Mr beam

what do you mean there are no new ideas in hollywood. check out my script 2 Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

*pressing my ear to the asphalt*
A Blockbuster once stood here…

For lent I am going to resume smoking cigarettes

fun fact: his wife is also named Chris Dudley

Train Dreams was beautiful, the last few minutes hit me like a ton of bricks. I would like Will Patton to narrate my life one day

girl. 2/2

🧵 Welcome to the official Buffalo Springfield bluesky account. Send some love if you live in Springfield and love Buffalo wings, or if you live in Buffalo and wish that you had Jessie's 1/2

armpiss

This is a really excellent playlist and I see so many of my own "eras" in it! Neat!

That Cars song was just what I needed

cancelling my subscription to Soda Quarterly because of their op ed hit piece on Shasta

simple fix, just do 5,000 word paragraphs

really thrown off by "and less" instead of "or less" here

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

start?

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

holy shit Bam