Jaz

No one should be working 5 days a week 40+ hours and STILL have trouble paying their bills… how is this controversial?!?!

Update: I stopped dating him and then he shaved off his mullet girlies that’s confirmation I made the right move

God don’t let me catch feelings

If you have an extremely reactive dog why are you bringing them to the off leash dog park ya fucking dumb bitch

Dating men and then friend-zoning them is like collecting pokemon

Omg the people who take work too seriously are so boringgggg like get a life Nancy who cares I forgot to update the excel spreadsheet once, I don’t comment on her mistakes and boy do I see them everyday I just don’t care about them

A lesbian told me I don’t realize how sexy I am. I do realize. Why do people always assume I don’t know how hot I am ?!

A very drunk lesbian put her fingers in my nose tonight because she wanted to feel how it felt to flip a septum piercing

I wanna tell him I love his mullet but is it too soon? I gotta play it cool

Omfggg not again

It’s almost time to drive around the Ivy college dorms in my town to pick up all the free furniture they leave behind

Ahhh your fit is so cool, I love the vibe

It’s the polyapocalypse! I swear Everyone I meet that I actually end up liking is polyamorous, only problem is.. I’m very much monogamous

I’ve made a new rule that I have to donate at least 2 items each time I buy something new

international adoption is human trafficking and we need to start talking about it

Honestly the best job I ever had was working as a barista at a vegan bakery, at the time I felt I needed something better to feel like I was successful enough,& now I’m working in corporate & I hate it and miss working my lil barista job where I literally made around the same pay just w/o benefits

I hate working 9-5, I HATE WORKING 9-5 I HATE WORKING 9-5 I HATE

OH, IT'S SO EXHAUSTING WAITING FOR DEATH.

woke up again

Do you ever have those days where you look so good in the mirror you don’t wanna look away so you just stare at yourself and dance in front of the mirror for like 10-20 min until you start doing the finger guns and realize you gotta walk away?!

Anybody know a good rental friendly pole I can install? Bonus points if it’s affordable #polefitness #poledancing

Taking my breaks at the dog park right near my office is the best part of my work day and is what keeps me going

Moving to a new place is stressful I don’t know why I hate change so much for someone so damn impulsive

That’s me but coffee, (I actually only have 1 coffee a day, I just think about it all day)

I feel like I definitely hear this opinion a lot and was hoping maybe it’s not that bad, but I do love watching a non-committal gay person bc that’s my representation lmfao

I was in awe I had to circle back to do another walk by and double count, she has more in the work fridge too lmao

My office cubicle neighbor has 6 cans of Red Bull on her desk

Should I watch the L word ? I’ve somehow managed to go my whole life without watching it, but I’ve seen some of edits of Shane and like

Therapy is not enough I wanna burn something down or like move overseas

Can I please ask how other people cope with living in late stage capitalist society forced to work a 9-5 and feeling your life slipping away while you spend most of your waking hours making money for someone else ?!?!?!? Really struggling rn