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Phil Incelmo

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All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.

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A Trader Joe’s cereal box of sweetened corn and oats, and in big bold letters it’s called TINY FRUITY CUTIES

A Trader Joe’s cereal box of sweetened corn and oats, and in big bold letters it’s called TINY FRUITY CUTIES

Queer folx who I just know aren’t going to swipe right on me: Hi, I’m here seeking

12.03.2026 06:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A Trader Joe’s cereal box of sweetened corn and oats, and in big bold letters it’s called TINY FRUITY CUTIES

A Trader Joe’s cereal box of sweetened corn and oats, and in big bold letters it’s called TINY FRUITY CUTIES

Queer folx who I just know aren’t going to swipe right on me: Hi, I’m here seeking

12.03.2026 06:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We spend so long worrying about the fact that the train is crazy that we have failed to observe that this train is very clearly going off the rails

12.03.2026 00:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Being a trans ally is not enough

Trans people need comrades and accomplices

Being a trans ally is not enough Trans people need comrades and accomplices

11.03.2026 18:26 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
Wawak zipper size chart showing the numbered sizes of zippers and their millimeter width, and how it varies by type (nylon, metal, plastic)

Wawak zipper size chart showing the numbered sizes of zippers and their millimeter width, and how it varies by type (nylon, metal, plastic)

I thought this was good service journalism: a chart of zipper styles that prints out life size so you can hold it up to an existing zipper if needed (pdf on page) blog.wawak.com/post/zipper-...

11.03.2026 13:40 👍 97 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 3

Just what we need, a way to wring all of the poetry out of everything!

11.03.2026 17:12 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Whenever this is mentioned I will always direct people to watch the video to Brendan Maclean's House of Air, which plays in the language of 1970s gay semiotics, but is more than reference, reverence or innuendo. fuckingyoung.es/house-air-br...

11.03.2026 15:35 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

“…I mean, that’s if I ever decide to transition. I don’t think I’m going to end up transitioning.”

4 years later…

11.03.2026 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Went through the rosters of bands I like because it’s a good way of coming up with guy names. Got to Metallica, got to Jason Newsted, and thought “…Jason’s a nice name. I think it fits the vibe I’m going for.”

11.03.2026 17:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
General Hux from the Star Wars sequels declaring “I don’t care who wins. I just need the Yankees to lose”

General Hux from the Star Wars sequels declaring “I don’t care who wins. I just need the Yankees to lose”

11.03.2026 05:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Local transsexual plays that “how fast can you name that Metallica song” game, courtesy of roommate

11.03.2026 03:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some bullshit Instagram ad. A trans guy is screenshot mid-sentence and mid-blink. Whatever it is he’s actually saying, it’s accidentally censored by the link he’s promoting, so it says “If you’re a trans person and you’re coming LEARN MORE”

Some bullshit Instagram ad. A trans guy is screenshot mid-sentence and mid-blink. Whatever it is he’s actually saying, it’s accidentally censored by the link he’s promoting, so it says “If you’re a trans person and you’re coming LEARN MORE”

I mean the problem is I’m not :/

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not good at talking to women in bars!!!!!

10.03.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna air my quick grievance of the devolution of hookup apps

1. I’m on this app to hook up
2. I’m on the hook up app to find a romantic relationship
3. I’m on the romance app to find platonic friends
4. Can you fucking believe someone on the platonic friends app is asking me if I want to hook up?

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A guy taking a mirror selfie. He’s got long, dark, curly hair, a cool nose ring, and the beginnings of a mustache.

A guy taking a mirror selfie. He’s got long, dark, curly hair, a cool nose ring, and the beginnings of a mustache.

Same mirror, same guy, same nose ring, same baby mustache, but this time he’s looking directly into the camera so that you can see his big, round, dark brown eyes.

Same mirror, same guy, same nose ring, same baby mustache, but this time he’s looking directly into the camera so that you can see his big, round, dark brown eyes.

I haven’t posted enough selfies lately. I appreciate that my bedroom mirror is kinder to my baby mustache than anywhere else.

10.03.2026 20:18 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the time 😵‍💫

10.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Twice in the last month I’ve woken up because it’s felt like someone was trying to get into bed with me. First it was feeling my bed shake and creak the way it would when my ex would get in. Last night I felt one hand stroking my hair and the other rubbing my ass.

Both times, nobody was there.

10.03.2026 19:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember my dad came into my record store once when I had plastic surgery disasters playing and he said "What's this? it's like if the Sex Pistols knew how to play their instruments and were good!"

Get well soon Jello Biafra

10.03.2026 17:42 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

10.03.2026 03:33 👍 2546 🔁 369 💬 29 📌 13

I’m literally watching Eastbound & Down so this is the most beautiful thing that could hit my feed

10.03.2026 04:42 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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No, effeminate boys aren’t being ‘transed’ | Xtra Magazine Hiding my transness nearly killed me. Let’s work to build a world where trans people’s lives aren’t quite so hard

A recent Atlantic column claimed society is allegedly "transing" effeminate boys. For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I wrote a rebuttal using my own experience as a young, closeted trans girl. xtramagazine.com/power/identi...

09.03.2026 18:52 👍 1278 🔁 357 💬 18 📌 29

Anyway he’s with someone new who won’t hurt him the way I did and I’m slutting myself out for the ladies, everybody won 😀

09.03.2026 21:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mitski - If I Leave (Official Video)
Mitski - If I Leave (Official Video) YouTube video by MitskiVEVO

Oh cool we found another song along with “Good Luck, Babe!” that would’ve killed me if it had come out while I was closeted in my last relationship

09.03.2026 18:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Very true but I’m still not sure why I was crying to my mom about it at age 10

09.03.2026 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was a weirdly existential child and didn’t understand why evil and hatred were allowed to exist

09.03.2026 16:10 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I did it a long way because reasons.

12 x 18? That’d be the same as 24 x 9

24 x 10 =240
240 - 24 = 216

09.03.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the words kids could you lighten up a little Alt: While driving the family car, Marge Simpson says to Lisa and Bart (in the back seat) “Kids, could you lighten up a little?”
09.03.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 👍 7779 🔁 2352 💬 33 📌 45

Might do it!

08.03.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0