There are still good and pure things* in this world
*charity shops that don't check eBay/abebooks before slapping £1 stickers on first editions of Booker Prize winners
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
Can this be a solution?
Cmmmaawwwwn Redwall money 🤞🤞
Ohhhhh we've got this notion
That we'd quite like to sail the ocean
So we're building a big boat and building it stat
But there's three of us only
And we don't want to be lonely
So please download Blender and make us a rat
"why did you become a writer" because no one gave a shit about my special interests growing up. now i make them everyone else's problem. next question
World Book Day Tip: if your kid convinces 14 friends to pool their WBD tokens they can preorder a copy of the new Ben Lerner
Bump! Thump! Thump! Bump!
Down the wall in the hall.
Your abiding love for Bruce Hornsby is one of my favourite things about you, Stereogum
'new hen houses available, representation of hen house in use drawn by hungry fox'
I've accidentally become the protagonist in a shit 'hero's journey' fantasy novel
A sign that says 'EDEN ➡️'
MY TIME HAS COME
Your WHAT project?? 🙏
The Bilbao Guggenheim:
❌ 15 hour train from London
❌ pretty but impractical
❌ often has Jeff Koons in it
The Thames Barrier:
✅ like 10 minutes on the DLR
✅ saves us all from drowning on the regular
✅ NO JEFF KOONS
Me: yeah I'm into vinyl
The vinyl:
PUNCH: Punch Odell Octopus Jellycat. Practical Punch mother substitute.
RESEARCHER: No, Punch. You can’t have a Jellycat.
PUNCH: Good Jellycat good Punch give beautiful Punch deserve monkey
RESEARCHER: Punch, we simply can’t afford a Jellycat. It is an unjustifiable expense
PUNCH: jealousy professor
