Shihab S Joi

I'm sure the Saudi Prince can spare a few more of his hardened militants to take another one way trip

"they've been killing innocent people" ends with "so now we're killing them", which reads as them being killing their innocent people

We know he's illiterate and evil, so no reason to think what he wrote isn't exactly what it sounds like

It's perfectly normal to hold a strictly professional business meeting dressed in bathrobes

"with cannabis in his system"

The law is, what do they call it again :-(

"a nation that makes shit up has no fact check"

Mahatma Gandhi

And lobster tails. A man who can spend $6.9 million on lobster tails can definitely be said to have a passion for lobster tails.

For anyone thinks I'm joking, he spent $6.9 million on lobster tails. That's not a codename for a weapon. It's lobster tails.

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Ah, I'd forgotten all about Laurence Fox. Well, an excuse to dig out this old one I made about him...

Ah, I'd forgotten all about Laurence Fox. Well, an excuse to dig out this old one I made about him...

And have been doing...

Indian Thriller YouTube video by kingvinny360

Ah, that reminds me, the bollywood version of Thriller...

So we're just gonna bomb a few more schools and hospitals in case they hiding there, inside underground tunnels made by hamas, perhaps, I dunno, I just like blowing shit up, America fuck yeah

"Regime change doesn't happen from the skies, but it can from airports... feel free to fuel up your bombers at ours before you go off to do whatever a bomber does"

Some snub.

I like Crowded House. But if he does like them, it'll be their latest album. And when he goes to see them live, he'll be the only one wanting to hear their new song

I've sent my application for Best Journalist Ever to FIFA, thanks

Guaranteed Starmer's got Coldplay playing while he's in the bath right now. And not even their earlier stuff

You're absolutely right. Reformers will never vote Labour no matter what. Labour is still clinging onto the hope tories will vote for them, forgetting the fact that the ones displeased with badenoch will head Reform way, and all the while Labour keep shedding their core followers to green 🤷

I guess we're talking about about two different types of non-political folk, the ones that don't care about the state of the world only themselves, and ones who want to avoid it for the sake of their mental health and wellbeing. It's the later I'm tolerant towards, and find the former vile

White men with the right to shoot children are indeed the most marginalised group in today's woke society or something

White men with the right to shoot children are indeed the most marginalised group in today's woke society or something

Crazy isn't it, if you were writing a novel and wanted to have an incidental character in a dead-end low-pay job, you could show not tell by revealing they work as a gas attendant at a shell service station...

I've never been into soups, but (amazingly this revelation seamlessly threads your Jewish heritage to my Muslim one), and not to boast I've read the collected works of Yotam Ottolenghi but I did make a Lentil, fennel and parmesan “stoup” with charred tomato salsa the other day and it was banging!

Indeed. Hatred doesn't need explanation or justification. We write poems to express love. Hate operates without giving a shit how anyone else feels

I need coffee. Or soup. What's your favourite soup?

Between xitter and MAGA and Reform and all between, I'm inclined to think the right have decided they no longer need to make arguments, just have them...

Someone please edit this and add the bowling ball rolling off the lane, all the way out of the casino and straight into a girls' school...

"regime change doesn't happen from the skies... But it can happen from our airport"

Well that's "completely tolerable" 😑

Ha. But seriously though, I did use to be debated by those who leaned to the right that made eloquent points, but then I'm old enough to remember discussion before memes and emojis

You know, I miss the days when shite wingers would come at you with something like "well, Adorno's left-wing could also lead to authoritarianism", instead of the "you're Jewish as a ham sandwich" level of discourse they throw these days, sigh

Never trust a recipe that says 1 clove of garlic. I mean, don't put garlic in it if you don't want garlic, but what's one going to do