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Jason Kinkade

@bestifyoudont.com

Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard. bestifyoudont.com ☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism. ☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation. ☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.

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That sounds incredible! Love a good revenge.

11.03.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
❤️ Homeless Frens

❤️ Homeless Frens

I'm popping popcorn for my homeless frens tonight. 6 p.m. to 11 p.m.

"GTFO of the mall! Remember to take a gift bag, though!"

11.03.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My son volunteered that he successfully contains his angst around his grandparents which means he has to let it out on me. Sarcastic lil guy.

11.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's my secret, cap.

I always have diarrhea!

11.03.2026 20:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno, I'm partial to parking lots! Jk jk.

11.03.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dadding while white! 😆

He's half-Guatemalan.

11.03.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks!

I've been in two units in this complex, and both closets collapsed. I like my curtain closet better!

11.03.2026 19:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*Surprised Pikachu Face*

*Surprised Pikachu Face*

11.03.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Croatia

Croatia

Take me with you! 🫨

11.03.2026 17:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think we have "travel" or "vacation" money as pleebs in the US, that's why I'm going to sign up for the exchange teaching program when the application window opens in September.

11.03.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, I've been awake for three hours and only left the bed for more coffee and to pee. Could be worse. 🌞📱

11.03.2026 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck this guy!

11.03.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shiny Dragonite Raid Boss Pokémon GO

Shiny Dragonite Raid Boss Pokémon GO

Country of Origin: Croatia 🇭🇷

Country of Origin: Croatia 🇭🇷

Croatia 🇭🇷 ?! #PokemonGO

@indymode.bsky.social I woke up and answered a random remote raid request only because doing so would clear two research tasks from our weekly challenge...

Got a shiny Dragonite!

11.03.2026 15:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I keep reading that warning on the JapanLife subs, but it doesn't feel tangible. I'm like, pfffft people LOVE me. I'll probably get shunned from day one.

11.03.2026 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pegging?? 😆

11.03.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I was looking for a Bringin' Sexy Back screenshot but this pic was better!

11.03.2026 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So is the owner of the website in the screenshot.

#NoXscreenshots

11.03.2026 03:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Americans will shuffle back to work big mad, but never do anything revolutionary ever again. 🫤

National strike NOW!

11.03.2026 03:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A screenshot from X? Not me.

#NoXscreenshots

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#NoXscreenshots

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Posting your own screenshot from X isn't the mic drop you think it is.

#NoXscreenshots

11.03.2026 03:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Friends, this is a great example of "outrage porn." Remember to mute or block any account that posts a screenshot from X to Bluesky.

11.03.2026 03:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

C'mon, now! They're all deplorable degenerates, but not because of the all-American pastime of snorting cocaine off toilet seats.

11.03.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, three!

11.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see quite a few window stickers of little faces peering out. Crazy how popular anime is. In my day, it was still pretty niche.

11.03.2026 03:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

So from his half (pepperoni) and my half (special) we each saved one slice for him to take home to his grandpa. Mozzarella sticks not pictured! The mozzarella sticks is how you get my son in the door.

11.03.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not sure I remember the first one too well, but the second was on Peacock. That was my last vestigial streaming service from some deal years ago. It was like $5 until the next planet parade.

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right now it's $40 for the first and $45 for the second for me, $85 per week. My dad is $70 and $75, $145 per week.

I'm petite!! 😭

11.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$40 to drop a pint of goo! 🤣

11.03.2026 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lizard King

Lizard King

🔥🦎👑 Thanks!

11.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0