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Liberal, tech nerd, never done anything interesting ever. Takes a lot of work to be this boring. kcvellum.substack.com

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I’m heading troublesome reports that assassinating the leader of the spice rich regions is not working as per plan; since the son has survived and is leading a religious rebellion blocking spice exports.

Let’s see what happens if Imperial Sardaukar are deployed.

13.03.2026 15:49 👍 40 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

This is true, but people want real value for taxes. If you give them guaranteed retirements at 55 or 60, free schooling of any kind, UBI, health care with $5 copays, free museums and libraries open 24/7 -- taxes seem fine. But no one in power really wants to do that so we get this stuff instead.

13.03.2026 21:00 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Corgi behind a window making an illusion of blocks like pixelation

Corgi behind a window making an illusion of blocks like pixelation

When your corgi is buffering

21.06.2024 20:18 👍 6121 🔁 946 💬 52 📌 43

And we have a winner.

12.03.2026 23:58 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Carrier pigeons with wee little buckets tied to their legs.

12.03.2026 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown

"FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

12.03.2026 18:39 👍 1638 🔁 359 💬 13 📌 6
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

12.03.2026 18:05 👍 10263 🔁 1484 💬 232 📌 121
An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

Could this be a solution?

12.03.2026 19:01 👍 2203 🔁 453 💬 10 📌 27

It really is astonishing how little some people think. That's an enormous amount of infrastructure to build and it would all likely still be in range of Iranian weapons. You might as well suggest transporting the oil via blimps or carrier pigeons.
But de-carbonizing the economy is too silly.

12.03.2026 12:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes I’d like to see them be held to some accountability as in having their business destroyed by lawsuits.

11.03.2026 19:55 👍 805 🔁 141 💬 13 📌 1

This. So much this.

11.03.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Does it just underline every use of the word "expansive" and assume that you meant "expensive"? Yes, Word "Some words are similar, but used differently," because they're different words.
It's like the grammar check is high, and saying "You ever notice that, like, words can be similar?"

10.03.2026 15:07 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 👍 11196 🔁 2847 💬 443 📌 899

Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

11.03.2026 04:46 👍 3687 🔁 825 💬 29 📌 98
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (via F1)

11.03.2026 07:07 👍 253 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 1
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The Submarine of Czechia: Or, The Life of a Spy at Mar-a-Lago A version of this short story was originally published in Flaming Hydra, an art collective I'm proud to be a part of. This is most definitely a work of...

so what happened was, i read nine john le carré books, then i saw the pictures of the preposterous drapery SCIF at mar a lago where the iran war was being conducted, and then i thought about how many spies there must be at that place

and then i wrote a short story

buttondown.com/theswordandt...

10.03.2026 16:31 👍 539 🔁 112 💬 18 📌 16

there’s void milk tagged onto 2028 and 2029, opens up more sleeping cap room this upcoming season

10.03.2026 03:38 👍 71 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

10.03.2026 03:24 👍 499 🔁 56 💬 9 📌 2
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.

10.03.2026 03:05 👍 2918 🔁 401 💬 71 📌 13

An inappropriate relationship at Ohio State?
*shakes head*
No, it's THE inappropriate relationship

09.03.2026 14:10 👍 704 🔁 93 💬 26 📌 8
10.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Very nice tribute to Troy Murray before the anthem. Hard to overstate how much love there is, has been and will continue to be in and around the Blackhawks oragnization for Troy.

10.03.2026 00:41 👍 56 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

and I hope he understood how much fans appreciated him. I hope his family finds peace in his memory, and I hope we all take time to let the ones around us know we love them. 2/2

10.03.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should do appreciations for people before they pass. The @chicagoblackhawks.bsky.social tribute for Troy Murray is excellent, but it feels somehow sadder that such a moving moment comes only after his passing. Murray's voice was my gateway into the Blackhawks, 1/2

10.03.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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How to Talk to Someone Experiencing 'AI Psychosis' Mental health experts say identifying when someone is in need of help is the first step — and approaching them with careful compassion is the hardest, most essential part that follows.

excellent story about a disturbing new piece of our reality:

www.404media.co/ai-psychosis...

09.03.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 👍 10344 🔁 1745 💬 232 📌 412
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 39587 🔁 6997 💬 449 📌 177
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On a MOVE: Repairing Histories of State Violence Activist Mike Africa Jr. and scholar Dr. Krystal Strong will discuss the story of the MOVE organization, repairing histories of state violence, and the "On a MOVE" curriculum project. This session is ...

Join us on March 16 to learn about MOVE history & a local curriculum project.

Explore how the government’s willingness to bomb schoolchildren, whether in Iran today or in the Philadelphia neighborhood of MOVE decades ago, reveals patterns of state violence. ⬇️
www.zinnedproject.org/news/on-a-mo...

08.03.2026 20:29 👍 32 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

Can we get Stu Grimson on the CHSN panel for every game? He's so good at this.

08.03.2026 22:56 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know where Alex Martinez got that impressive scar, but until I do, I am going to assume he saved a busload of orphan nuns from being kidnapped by neo-Nazi bikers. Between periods.

08.03.2026 22:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0