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Poet, cryptid currently residing in Chicago, featured in Poetry Daily, work in Iron Horse, Nat. Brute, South Dakota Review, and more. ebschnepp@weebly.com Chapbook: Blueberries Stain Like Blood Available from Bottlecap Press Features

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just read instructions that said "a baked potato is done when it gives in to pressure and feels tender all the way through"

a baked potato is the antonym of a poem

11.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home YouTube video by National Theatre

The world is on fire and everything is horrible but if you need a little color and joy, the National Theatre London put their fun, campy rendition of The Importance of Being Earnest up for free on their youtube for the next week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

13.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home YouTube video by National Theatre

The world is on fire and everything is horrible but if you need a little color and joy, the National Theatre London put their fun, campy rendition of The Importance of Being Earnest up for free on their youtube for the next week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

13.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are all baked potatoes these days, Todd😭 πŸ₯”β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

11.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dying?

09.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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And don’t forget the most important one, FINAL[2][IMEANITTHISTIME]

03.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 3553 πŸ” 1553 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 283

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

02.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2418 πŸ” 512 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14

me: oooh genre discourse! did they remember poems this time

discourse: no sorry this is a *literary* discourse

me, kicking a rock, which is also my childhood: aw man

28.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the AWP fomo is already setting in

28.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Writing a book is such a nightmare. That's the fun part!

26.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

any recs for where to send something long and very cesura'd? (mostly long because it needs so much room to breathe?)

23.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a cat laying down on a white surface . ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat laying down on a white surface .
22.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh that's so good too!

19.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alice (1980) by Svankmajer (bonus that listening on mute means you won't hear the ticking which intentionally causes anxiety)

19.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The vibes are so strange

18.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buying art made by humans and supporting independent businesses are god damn acts of rebellion, never moreso than right now.

17.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is not taco bell quarterly, but maybe it should be. i mean, a baja blast could probably fix this, for a moment at least.

17.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kill your darlings. forget how to breathe a little. walk around with a gaping hole where that image-line-poem was. do a little more every time you do a little less. it'll stop bleeding after a while, but you'll aways feel the loss. this too is correct.

17.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This just means you need to order more from the list! A delicious cycle 🀩

17.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

16.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 5402 πŸ” 770 πŸ’¬ 298 πŸ“Œ 81

its so baddd and just soul numbing to muddle through

12.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's that amalgamation process, finding the neutral/most recognized patterns and just replicating them. all it does is make the least disagreeable version of a thing (outside, of course, of the fact it's inherently disagreeable that it exists). but that means all you get is bland mush.

12.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's the uncanny valley of text

12.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods

12.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1894 πŸ” 596 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 10

The dream, to be part of a vizier group chat

10.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œPoetry works like lightning. Lightning strips a shepherd bare and carries his clothes several miles away. It imprints on a ploughman's shoulder the photograph of a young girl. It can obliterate a wall and leave a tulle curtain untouched. In short, it creates unusual things. The poet's strikes are no more premeditated than lightning. Poetry borrows astonishing contrasts that occur by chance. It disorientates; it accidentally establishes a new order.”

β€œPoetry works like lightning. Lightning strips a shepherd bare and carries his clothes several miles away. It imprints on a ploughman's shoulder the photograph of a young girl. It can obliterate a wall and leave a tulle curtain untouched. In short, it creates unusual things. The poet's strikes are no more premeditated than lightning. Poetry borrows astonishing contrasts that occur by chance. It disorientates; it accidentally establishes a new order.”

Poetry borrows astonishing contrasts that occur by chance. It disorientates; it accidentally establishes a new order.

- Jean Cocteau on the accidental new orderings created by poetry (in "The Secrets of Beauty")

08.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

mvp material right there!

09.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t need AI to write a book. You just need some kind of hole inside yourself.

08.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing builds character like pouring your soul into a book and then selling 12 copies to people you’d already trauma bonded with online.

07.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0