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[S] Apparently Nathan Cavanaugh, the entire DOGE cohort, and whomever is managing their depositions is too young to know what the Streisand effect is.

Looks like god is punishing the Mormons for some reason.

Map of projected temperature anomalies next Thursday across the western U.S. from the ECMWF ensemble. The entire map is bright red and pink, indicative of extreme to record-breaking March warmth. Some location will be 25-30F degrees above average, with a few locations warming over 35F (!) above average.

All signs continue to point to an exceptional, long-duration, and record-breaking to (in some cases) record-shattering March heatwave initially centered across U.S. Southwest but expanding to much broader region next week. This is effectively a full-on summer heatwave in March.

Thought this was some kind of 🇬🇧 thing at first.

this is what you get for going with meme Oreos instead of something basic and good like the peanut butter ones

I had the Coke Zero Oreos and they were terrible but I at least recognized that was my fault for trying memeos.

[ guy putting stick in his own bicycle wheel meme ]

Clout-gap discourse it is.

The dumbest instance of Goodhart’s law.

I love the idea of a 4k scan of a movie that was shot in 16mm.

Make sure you can see all the details of that film grain for the film grain sickos.

(but doctor, I am sickos)

Reinventing Kafka from first principles, are we? 🤔

*shoots a huge bong toke*

Coding agents are GANs where the discriminator is regression tests.

I think that might count as Neutral Evil or maybe be a new possibility for Chaotic … something.

A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never, etc.

Why have a gradual transition when you could update the clocks continuously in real time so that noon is always whenever the sun is at its zenith in your current location, 365.24217 days a year?

Oh, you need to schedule an event involving people more than 1km apart? Unix epoch time. 😤

Everyone who says it is conscious is delusional and everyone who says it can’t be conscious is in denial.

“Why can this thing do a thing we don’t know how to prove it’s actually doing but not this other thing we don’t know how to prove it’s not doing?”

May have accidentally ruined someone’s afternoon by telling them The Truth About The Sea Lions* on Pier 39.

* They are Big Stanky. We do not tell the tourists about this before they get here.

Eh. We don’t need Open AI either.

I’m still mad they got rid of the poster’s roulette random reply sorting here.

Someone made an eight person controller for the NES. We played coop Tetris.

Can randos say hi as well? (Wandering around Yerba Buena because I don’t have a pass I just live here)

If Sony had used it for the PSP instead trying to invent UMD we would have world peace by now.

Magneto-Optical? That size?! COME ON

o_o/

I decided to wander over to GDC (just Yerba Buena) to see if anyone I know is around.

Say hi.

So he’s trying to bring back the draft, and they want to try to avoid it by promoting joining the military and are pants shittingly terrified about what’s happening?

You picked the wrong Kennedy, dumaas

Do not let Paul Rudd introduce any clips.

Actually wait let Paul Rudd introduce every clip but have him *not* do the bit, it will be the tensest Oscars in history.

No one has ever lied on the internet 🙄

“We’ve got that market, let’s expand to the opposite market, then we’ll have everyone!”