Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly
My son and I watched Stop Making Sense a few years ago. He asked if I had any of their albums. This gave me the opportunity to recreate a classic Onion article.
Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes.
A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.
Such a strong, powerful snowflake.
Iran!
This administration has more clueless fools than any Monty Python movie.
I can't compete with this.
A person in a black jacket and white pants sitting on the stairs outside in the sun at Benesse House Museum in Japan
Benesse House Museum, Naoshima, Japan
I think a lot of us millennials & older really take it for granted that we were the last of only a couple generations where there was an all-encompassing campaign to encourage literacy. Everyone used to agree upon it. There were commercials with your favorite celebrities just being like, "READ!"
It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
why are taters the only thing we’ve totted
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Modern problems require modern solutions.
So let’s invite no student athletes, ex-coaches that hate the current state of sports, and Clay Travis for some reason.
Colorado governor signal he'll commute sentence of election denier. Pressured by President Trump, Gov. Jared Polis said he is considering the release of Tina Peters, the last high-profile 2020 election meddler still imprisoned. His fellow Democrats are outraged.
File this under "Why establishment Dems keep losing."
If you won't act like an opposition party, we'll replace you.
hilarious. or try ordering a burrito from a REAL MEXICAN PLACE. ffs.
Spunk Zero
Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can “await processing.”
couldn’t decide on a marktwayne or brucewayne joke so shut my head in the car door instead
The way Lee Roberts handled the conversation around the Smith Center is very similar to how the McDonald's CEO "eats" the "product".
was happy to see united airlines specifically call this out as unacceptable behavior recently in their new passenger contract.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/united-airlines-can-now-ban-passengers-who-dont-wear-headphones/ar-AA1XtkYa
the moon behind clouds
so beautiful!
When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.
Vince Carter at age 49 shooting from half court like it's nothing
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.
One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
WELL NOW, would you look at that?
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.
And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.
You don't have to listen to what pundits say. Especially pundits over on Twitter.
You really don't need to repost them here to dunk on them to prove you're bona fide.
root causes of the world wars
world war 1: clash between imperialism and rising nationalist sentiment
world war 2: resentment from ww1 treaties, rising fascism
world war 3: feminist youtuber made a video saying lara croft should have smaller boobs
Board of Peace’s first action item?
Start a war.
These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.
