Monokai

Ehe

A two panel cartoon of a wolf cooking with a saucepan. The first panel is labeled “Induction Cooktop.” In the second panel, he is blushing, and the saucepan is at a rolling boil and there are hearts surrounding it. The cooktop is sweating. It is titled “Seduction Cooktop.”

I want you to hold me

Come home

Hold me

Come home

I’m sorry but you’re just a turbocunt if you wear a puffy jacket in the middle seat on a plane.

“So uh, how about that weather today?”

*incredibly vigorous intercourse stops*

“Wow that tree really is being rude to us”

“Yeah, it’s a… dysentery”

“The bedroom temperature must be rivaling Antarctica” girl and her “15 layers and a space heater” girlfriend

The
"boy who doesn't like anyone seeing him shirtless"
to
"girl who doesn't care if the neighbours see her boobs through the kitchen window"
pipeline

*has drank 48 ounces of coffee, halfway through Hozier's discography, opened 4 support tickets, and has killed a weeks worth of work in a few hours*

"man, I'm awfully locked in today"

Most will! I can't speak on what specific ones will be publicized but I do know there's a bunch in the post-production pipeline.

I use them on and off for professional shows, my biggest gripe (aside from all the bugs) is that it's just slow. Changing pages, selecting channels, changing knob targets etc take forever, especially compared to dLive or even CL5.

You may be wondering what I'm up to next:

Sleeping. I am sleeping. I will be sleeping for the next 3 to 5 business weeks.

Ultrawide photo of FWA Atrium Stage.

Vertical ultrawide shot of the Yamaha DM7 at FWA Atrium Stage

In-crowd shot of FWA

Ultrawide shot of DJ Goofy's set

So to recap FWA 2025...

1. We ran the most powerful PA system the fandom has seen
2. @djgoofyvr.bsky.social brought us one of the first live timecoded sets to a furcon
3. @jjbbllkk.bsky.social absolutely killed it (probably one of the best sets I've mixed ever)

And I can't wait to do it again.

You put on white noise to fall asleep. I put on Balatro gameplay to fall asleep. We are not the same.

Using they/them as a default, is fine.

Using they/them for people that you already know their pronouns, is misgendering.

If you hold down your user icon in the bottom right it brings up the account switcher :3

UK PM Starmer and Zelenskyy in formal wear holding cups labeled "Government Hospitality"

Government Hospitality mugs implies the existence of Government Intimidation mugs

Jörn being held up by the armpit with a forklift

long derg

r/ftm NSFW I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T? Advice Needed

Dudes rock

>play lofi radio
>it’s high fidelity

Nothing like looking retrospectively to figure out when you started dating only to find out it was an IKEA trip.

If I don't see chastity gear with the engraved words "Delay" "Deny" "Depose" by the next Furry con, I will be very mad.

Merry Resolume renewal day for those who celebrate

photo of a cloudy sunrise over a bay with various tents on a grass lawn. flagpole with a trans flag and pirate flag. from upper field of toorcamp 2024.

Times like these it's important to remember that life will take its course for better or for worse and we can get through that's thrown at us.

📷 First Sunrise of Toorcamp 2024

BLFC 2024: New Horizoned.

Screenshot of two WHOIS lookups, one of cloudflare.com (which is WHOIS protected), another of microsoft.com (which does not have WHOIS protection)

PSA for those who want to use their own domain on bsky:

While most have it enabled for free nowadays, there's a handful of registrars who either charge or don't enable domain WHOIS privacy by default.

If you use a domain that doesn't have WHOIS privacy enabled, anyone can lookup your name/addy/ph.

For All Time. Always.