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Charlotte

@charlottebayes

I write about sex and relationships and I like vaping https://linktr.ee/Charlottebhc

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Nah that last corner went in???? I swear with my retinas

11.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Early 90s world book day was sick, however I’d always end up in a fucking basic spider outfit, which was a leotard with stuffed tights sewn to each side, but was still fun

05.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every guitar nerd you date will just play something that sounds like TOOL but 100x worse and then get mad at the face you're making

04.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This has absolutely ended me, the context, fucking unhinged

04.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait til this guy watches On Cinema At The Cinema, it'll be like watching the Nuremberg rallies

02.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He just said β€œimagine Teddy from bobs burgers going through all this” all this meaning silent hill

01.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite YouTuber just said β€œthis Hill sure is silent!” And I went to pieces

01.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this! Don’t think people take in to consideration all the chemicals and hormones that get dumped into our brains when we are doing the good bits and what a giant come down can feel like

01.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aftercare What is aftercare, what does it do, who should do it and how? Expert advice from Justin Hancock. All free, ad free and AI free.

It's assumed that it’s the β€˜top or dom’ that does the aftercare, but everyone should offer to give/receive the aftercare. That doesn’t mean that everyone should do the same amount of aftercare at the same time. They do, what I’m going to call, Triage Aftercare.

www.bishuk.com/sex/aftercare/

01.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single day I want this

01.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By awarding that peace prize to Trump - which it did as no more than a cash grab - FIFA created an obligation to speak on politics all the time. Problem of its own making and which it probably didn’t anticipate.

01.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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A lot going on, but my cat has decided to get in front of the tv, scream his lungs out despite the fact his dinner was just put out for him, in his posh little ceramic bowl

(Clive pictured here not relaxing never relaxing always peeking always vigilant)

28.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

28.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Low on iron??????

28.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A series of photos of a bar of soap on a rope shaped like the Mutter museum’s β€œSoap Lady”, a saponified corpse fished out of an alkali bog. The soap looks like a person lying down, their hands resting lightly on their thighs. Their mouth is wide open in possibly a scream, and sunken pits are her eyes.

It’s pretty upsetting.

A series of photos of a bar of soap on a rope shaped like the Mutter museum’s β€œSoap Lady”, a saponified corpse fished out of an alkali bog. The soap looks like a person lying down, their hands resting lightly on their thighs. Their mouth is wide open in possibly a scream, and sunken pits are her eyes. It’s pretty upsetting.

I bought a bunch of Christmas gifts from them once and they gave me a free Soap Lady Soap

Eventually my partner asked that I not keep it in the shower because it freaked her out

It was really good soap

28.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 32
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28.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

@fartcraft.bsky.social 😲 I hope we get a new one

27.02.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My condolences

26.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once my aunt got me a voucher for WH Smith’s for Christmas, I was 8? But I knew I wanted more than anything was a red dwarf VHS, which I got. We always had to write thank you notes for presents, so in my letter I just explained the entire plot of β€œquarantine”

RIP Rob Grant you blew my child mind

26.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would love to tell you more about our lord and saviour; Jesus Christ

14.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how it says SO THE WOKE STARTED AT NUREMBERG TRIALS

12.02.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely fuming, woman with choppy bob and puffer gilet PUSHED in front of me at the nail place and got seen first and here I am now waiting fucking 25 mins to be seen

I hope her horse or whatever does a buckaroo with her on it

12.02.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do wish AI was a new emerging form of sentient life so I could pull its heart out with my bare fingers like mola ram

11.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Does anyone have any Letterboxd sub discount codes?

am VERY poor atm but I use the app so much - Tried a few like REDRUM20 and 70MM but no go

Would be eternally grateful and you will be rewarded in heaven

Photo of Daphne watching a film on an iPhone, as all great cinema should be consumed

11.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was a fake, he faked the kidnapping

11.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s make him eat a book again

11.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just saying, you know what happened to Beria? A prolific predator? We could do that again you know

11.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s ok! I love your work so much, and it’s hard out there for small businesses x

11.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Team speak or even vent were good enough! But I liked the xfire notification noises for some reason

11.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0