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@charlottebayes

I write about sex and relationships and I like vaping https://linktr.ee/Charlottebhc

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If I see one more YouTuber hocking “zocdoc” I’m gonna cause a massive scene and do an expose on how they are evil, like better help, even if they aren’t evil I will do this

Also shout out to the person who invented “skip to next part”

13.03.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow you ruined my dream

13.03.2026 12:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So proud of you x

13.03.2026 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Feeling childishly happy that Maya Forstater and Julie Bindel were in the crowd when I ad libbed both my TERF comment and @transparentaction plug for affirming parents.

Full speech here with subtitles.

There was a palpable shift in the room. A kind of hushed roar for Alice. It was very special.

12.03.2026 23:29 👍 443 🔁 95 💬 22 📌 4

Can we not compromise with an otter dressed up like Churchill, it could smoke a cigar

13.03.2026 10:55 👍 190 🔁 15 💬 12 📌 0

Was watching rikki lake when I was 6/7 and my mum explained what a gay person is and what a trans person is and she told me they are decent humans and deserve our respect - then I just sort of started immersing myself with queer culture

My mum is now a twitter terf 🙃

13.03.2026 11:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes I’d vote for this let’s do one of those parliament petitions

13.03.2026 11:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Employ more people ffs you can do call centre stuff AT HOME NOW AND YOU COULD DO IT IN BED WHILST VAPING - COME ON

13.03.2026 10:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I went to sleep at NINE PM because today I knew I was going to have to make 4 phone calls and the hold time is 60 mins minimum each, I’m 19 mins into the first one and I’m gonna throw my phone out the window

13.03.2026 10:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you reckon we can touch one? Just gently?

13.03.2026 10:47 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Once again I miss alt

13.03.2026 10:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah that last corner went in???? I swear with my retinas

11.03.2026 19:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Early 90s world book day was sick, however I’d always end up in a fucking basic spider outfit, which was a leotard with stuffed tights sewn to each side, but was still fun

05.03.2026 13:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every guitar nerd you date will just play something that sounds like TOOL but 100x worse and then get mad at the face you're making

04.03.2026 19:08 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

This has absolutely ended me, the context, fucking unhinged

04.03.2026 13:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wait til this guy watches On Cinema At The Cinema, it'll be like watching the Nuremberg rallies

02.03.2026 21:27 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

He just said “imagine Teddy from bobs burgers going through all this” all this meaning silent hill

01.03.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favourite YouTuber just said “this Hill sure is silent!” And I went to pieces

01.03.2026 16:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love this! Don’t think people take in to consideration all the chemicals and hormones that get dumped into our brains when we are doing the good bits and what a giant come down can feel like

01.03.2026 13:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Aftercare What is aftercare, what does it do, who should do it and how? Expert advice from Justin Hancock. All free, ad free and AI free.

It's assumed that it’s the ‘top or dom’ that does the aftercare, but everyone should offer to give/receive the aftercare. That doesn’t mean that everyone should do the same amount of aftercare at the same time. They do, what I’m going to call, Triage Aftercare.

www.bishuk.com/sex/aftercare/

01.03.2026 13:35 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Every single day I want this

01.03.2026 13:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By awarding that peace prize to Trump - which it did as no more than a cash grab - FIFA created an obligation to speak on politics all the time. Problem of its own making and which it probably didn’t anticipate.

01.03.2026 10:45 👍 147 🔁 49 💬 7 📌 2
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A lot going on, but my cat has decided to get in front of the tv, scream his lungs out despite the fact his dinner was just put out for him, in his posh little ceramic bowl

(Clive pictured here not relaxing never relaxing always peeking always vigilant)

28.02.2026 22:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

28.02.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 20:33 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Low on iron??????

28.02.2026 19:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A series of photos of a bar of soap on a rope shaped like the Mutter museum’s “Soap Lady”, a saponified corpse fished out of an alkali bog. The soap looks like a person lying down, their hands resting lightly on their thighs. Their mouth is wide open in possibly a scream, and sunken pits are her eyes.

It’s pretty upsetting.

A series of photos of a bar of soap on a rope shaped like the Mutter museum’s “Soap Lady”, a saponified corpse fished out of an alkali bog. The soap looks like a person lying down, their hands resting lightly on their thighs. Their mouth is wide open in possibly a scream, and sunken pits are her eyes. It’s pretty upsetting.

I bought a bunch of Christmas gifts from them once and they gave me a free Soap Lady Soap

Eventually my partner asked that I not keep it in the shower because it freaked her out

It was really good soap

28.02.2026 17:27 👍 523 🔁 106 💬 29 📌 32
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28.02.2026 19:01 👍 431 🔁 119 💬 5 📌 5

@fartcraft.bsky.social 😲 I hope we get a new one

27.02.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My condolences

26.02.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0