Trump’s pick to run Homeland Security let a convicted felon stash an illegal cache of guns at his family business.
The felon’s alleged words: “Markwayne knew I was a felon. Of course he knew.”
Confirmation hearings are going to be something. 🍿
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
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Senile Satan: “I’m not signing any more bills.”
Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/
Dear Temple Israel Family, Everyone is safe. All 140 students in our Susan and Harold Loss Early Childhood Center, our amazing staff, our courageous teachers, and our heroic security personnel are all accounted for and safe. As you have no doubt heard, Temple Israel was the victim of a terrorist gunman who was confronted and neutralized by our security personnel who are truly heroes. Our teachers followed their training and kept the children safe and calm. We are deeply and humbly grateful to our teachers, staff, security, law enforcement, and Shenendoah Country Club that welcomed us, fed us, and sheltered our staff, teachers, children, and parents. What incredible neighbors we have. What incredible police force we have This note is coming to you before we know anything about our future programming or services, or any investigation. We wanted you to know we are safe, and we love you all.
A statement from Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan:
The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.
They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!
Donald Trump bought new shoes just like the shoes he wears for his Cabinet and White House staff. They are all afraid to not wear the Trump approved shoes. But MAGA is not a cult. LOL
#USDemocracy #ProudBlue
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
I may be wrong, but it feels to me like reporters are giving Trump a lot more "Yeah, no, that's bullshit" responses now than they did just a few months ago.
Q: Can you declare victory in this war if the supreme leader remains the ayatollah's son?
TRUMP: I don't want to comment on that
Sign of cognitive decline #3,007:
Loss of filter for inappropriate languge.
The law of unintended consequences rules.
In fairness every one of them deserves to wear shitty uncomfortable shoes
Wowza❗️
Who put this MFer in charge of the world?
Trump is a titanic f*ck up.
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the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
So much winning.
Going forward, does she have ANY constituency, can she succeed as a lobbyist or whatever? Please let the answer be nooooo❗️
“War-a-Lago”
By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com
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