Brandon

Is there a bi of hormuz

The mines are licensing costs per user and the movement of ships through the straight is my customer data

dang that be thunder

I gotta try it

Obviously not hard enough

A certain state senator running “CTA crime headline” attack ads next to their primary competitor tells me everything I need to know about their views on transit.

My FT comes only on the weekend so I’ll wait for a milquetoast Opinion take before forming my pro-market opinion

✅ Wii golf

A hot city at night

I’m so glad I live in a city as beautiful as I am

Right? Sell these in sixers and get rid of the plastic bottles forever.

Tall boy firmly grasped

Real Diet Coke girlies know the gas station tall boys are the S-tier Diet Coke

I mean it’a regex, it’s always gonna be a little bit janky

🙏 I love me some lake-based regex

Getting off my bus home a few blocks early just feel something (the warm weather)

I can’t believe Timothée Chalamet just talked shit about wax seals. I’m going to send him a sternly worded letter.

Would the search criteria accept when there is a comma “forever, problems”

you don’t understand my garden supplies me with 4 kcal of tomatoes per week. I don’t need mechanization.

They’re more likely to storm a gas station and be like “more gas!”

Vaseline petroleum jelly

Why is everyone freaking out about the price of this stuff, you couldn’t be using gallons of this. Like how dry could your faces be?

lowkey offended when friends visit Chicago and don’t tell me but also I don’t want to show another person the Bean

Hopefully team Nothing Happens™️ wins but I doubt it

Yes

Well good news, Dick Durbin is retiring from his seat so there is a vacancy!

I blocked jack, there’s no one to rescue you

Yes

Hey @scotus

The prohibition of Crude punishment by the 8th Amendment actually refers to our Constitutional right to having cheap and plentiful gasoline. This is why congress does everything on its power to make sure we have low gas prices.

Almost 20 years ago I got extremely wasted in Ghent with this beer

10/10 would recommend

Don’t fool yourselves, it’s more likely we get a Cager J6 over oil prices before congress does anything