david chao, "profootballdoc" on pat mcafee show on espn
wtf how is this guy on ESPN!?
(previously: here, here, here, and here)
(or just here, if you like)
(or here!)
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
Facebook post by Nekima Levy Armstrong: "Friends, A Breaking News headline just appeared in the Star Tribune, claiming that the national Target boycott ended today. This is false. The writer of the story, Carson Hartzog, is fully aware that the Target boycott was launched in Minneapolis on February 1, 2025. I have spoken to her several times since then, yet she failed to reach out to me, Jaylani Hussein, or Monique Cullars Doty, the three founders of the national Target boycott for the story. Carson even used the photo from our press conference that includes my daughter, Assata Joy and Ms. Rosemary Nevils, an elder in our community, to try to add legitimacy to a bogus story. I am once again disgusted by the Star Tribune and their attempts to minimize and erase the voices of our community. The nationwide Target Boycott is not over, unless and until Target reverses its decision to rollback Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, as we said from the beginning. “Pastor” Jamal Bryant does not speak for us or our community and has zero authority to end the nationwide boycott of Target, a company that is headquartered in Minneapolis. Please don’t believe the hype and these attempts to rescue Target from the effects of capitulating to the Trump Administration. Target rolled back DEI because of Donald Trump. They donated $1 million to the Trump/Vance inauguration committee. Target also allowed ICE to stage in its parking lots during Operation Metro Surge. The nationwide boycott of Target is successful and it will continue. Please continue to shop elsewhere."
Nekima on the Target boycott.
MacKinnon gets 5 + game for running Edmonton's goalie. 3-2 EDM end of 2. Oilers will have approx 4 min worth of PP to start the 3rd.
Italy has initiated Operation Epic Furio
Steinway piano made from Paduak wood but it looks like a slab of meat ok
if anyone wants to get me the Epic Bacon Piano I am not too proud to accept it
Politically, this is incredibly stupid, but as a policy matter it’s also incredibly stupid.
The Democrats!
Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.
🔥
Kirill Kaprizov scores from a knee while falling after his first shot bounced off the boards behind the net and back in front
pretty good
Pic of MSG Sabres intermission show with 3 guys at the desk including those mentioned. Show is sponsored by "RYSE" brand energy drink. There are two cans placed on the desk in front of them.
LMAO at Martin Biron and Danny Gare sitting on either side of this "Sunny D" flavored energy drink that is sponsoring the intermission show.
I want to see either of them drink an entire one before play resumes.
MACKLIN IS THE THIRD-FASTEST TEENAGER TO 90 POINTS IN A SEASON! 🏎️
Behind only Sidney Crosby and Wayne Gretzky...
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
Tweet from @skatie420 "pop-punk concert? you mean the Pedophile Convention?" 1:09pm Jan 18th, 2022
Still weird to look at the sched and be like "Oh, damn, Sharks @ Sabres!" and not be sarcastic.
As we shared on Saturday, LAX is moving forward with a proposal to more than double the fees you pay for rideshare trips at the airport—and the final vote is tomorrow, March 10. We invite you to join us in person at the board meeting tomorrow morning to voice your concerns before the vote. If this proposal passes, the fee for a pickup or drop-off at the terminal curb will jump from $5 to $12 per trip, making LAX fees the most expensive in the world. This goes straight to the airports—not to drivers, and not to Uber. This hike is being rushed through with little notice and without a meaningful public process. We need your help to stop this. Please consider showing up in person at the board meeting tomorrow to share how this increase will affect you. Your presence can make a difference in keeping LA affordable for everyone. When: Tuesday, March 10 at 10:00 AM Where: Clifton A. Moore Administration Building Samuel Greenberg Board Room 107/116 at Los Angeles International Airport Can’t make it in person? You can still take action by emailing LAX officials directly through the link below before tomorrow’s meeting. Take Action
LAX Airport Fee Increase Proposal Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) is considering a significant increase in rideshare access fees. Currently, riders pay a $5 fee each way for LAX curbside pick-up/drop-off. LAX has proposed raising this fee significantly- to $12 for a pick up or drop off at the curb. By comparison, other similarly sized airports around the country collect, on average, per-trip fees of just $4.25. A steep increase would make airport rides less affordable for many passengers and could result in fewer trips for drivers. The Airport board is planning to vote on this proposal on March 10, with no input from riders or drivers. Help us advocate for affordable airport access. Add to the message below to LA lawmakers and the LA Airport board and tell them how less affordable rides would impact you.
Uber, an LA28 partner, is trying to get users to show up to an LAX board meeting this morning to protest raising the fees you pay for getting dropped off in the horseshoe from $5 to $12.
This is a good and necessary change to reduce congestion in the horseshoe and fund LAX transit improvements
I thought these were like dual Nintendo PowerGloves for a min 🧐
The risk for babies who get measles under the age of 6 months to develop this within 10 years is 1 in 600.
I remember this ad in Gamepro.
Abe Simpson writing an angry letter
Dear Mr. President, there are too many Uptowns, Highlands Park, please only post these locations followed by the city name in parentheses so I don’t get confused.
if i ate one sandwich every time i have the thought "boy, a sandwich would sure hit the spot right now," i think i would be consuming more than 30 sandwiches per day
I'm headed to Paris to see what the 2024 games left behind — but I need your help, Torched readers!
Who can you connect me with? Which stories are most important to you? And perhaps most critically: where must I eat to fuel the step counter for my fact-finding missions each day?
Wait. On "6/9" they're selling a hotdog that they've penetrated thru 11 donuts? 🧐
Seems like a missed opportunity to do something involving lengua...
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
man, “When do you turn 16?” is a fucking insane question to ask. you are 30 years old.
I want an interview with the guy who is singing Cranberries songs during the ACC Tournament
