Happy birthday to @daniellemarie.bsky.social
My absolute favourite person. Somehow we managed to cram moving in together in to a couple of weeks. I’m so looking forward to starting the next big chapter. Wish her a happy birthday! She’s the best and she deserves all of the nice things.
Love you 😘
Moving is stressful at the best of times. In order to stay sane during an especially panicked exit I’ve been boxing things up, moving them to storage, taking a little bike ride, having a quick snack, and repeating. Can’t wait to get this over with and in to @daniellemarie.bsky.social’s place.
There are atrocities in every corner of the world right now and somehow my landlords have become the main source of my stress. Truly remarkable.
That’s my bb (baked beans)
Hell yeah 😎
Nooooooo
Did I mention balls.
I’m Garry Galley and you know what I’m talking about. Balls. I’m talking about balls.
So thankful Leah Gazan kept her seat in my riding.
I wish Pedro Pascal was the only PP on the ballot. Easy vote
Hotel placing the toilet paper holder in the most awkward spot challenge
Portrait-oriented photo featuring a wooden post with a rusted hanger hook jutting out of it, and standing atop the post, triumphant and at least slightly indignant, is a plump little bluebird. The bluebird is a male, and we see the electric blue of his head, but the predominant part facing us is the coppery-orange and pale white front. He is standing amidst little pink-and-red tree blossoms, but I like to imagine these are instead the extracted organs of his enemies. So let's just pretend this bluebird stands vengefully astride a scattering of viscera -- gobbets of gore taken as a prize from his unnatural and invasive foes. I'm sorry I've really made this a gross photo. It's actually quite nice. Kind of a dreamy vibe to it, what with the wall of yellow forsythia blurring in the background, and here I am adding drippy bits and internal organs. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. Probably. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig
Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye
(photo by me)
So much smooch 😘
Big one here tonight in Texas. It is a treat to be on scene covering it for @winnipegfreepress.com
Programming note: I’ve got an early story coming on #NHLJets F Jaret Anderson-Dolan, who spoke with me about being raised by 2 Moms, being an LGBTQ advocate and his unique hockey journey.
My sweet baby boy. I miss you both so much! ❤️❤️❤️
What is the wettest number?
Things just haven’t been the same since Reese’s Crunchy PB Cups were discontinued
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I’m so proud of the new Locater EP and I can’t wait to release it. Our label shut down abruptly last year so we don’t have a home for it just yet. Even if no one pays attention and we have to self release, we need to let it out in to the world so we can move on to creating more.
I’ve done this. They might just ask you to repaint it back to whatever dull neutral they had it originally.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Squashing a cut in half maybe
Ooof
Would much rather be at home watching Severance with @daniellemarie.bsky.social right now
Why am I so thirsty lately?
* proceeds to eat half a jar of olives before band practice
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