Jake Blackwood

Tempted to go if I can come up with other reasons to go to Harrisburg PA from the west coast.

Yes. Just go with it. You’re confident now.

Least you didn’t get birds. Getting a recording without birds is more rare than one with no traffic.

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People are talking a lot about baggy pants coming back into fashion but I’m now phased. I’ve seen the mullet come in and out of style three times in my life and it’s always the biggest pieces of shit who have it as a haircut.

Hell yeah. Hit me up when/if.

Lemme get a copy

Aggressive dwarf accent telling me to dig deeper (ya know because dwarves always go too deep).

Elves have starfish vibes while I bet dwarf women are Olympic tier fuckers.

No one listens to The Judds louder than me.

Arc Raiders is what republicans think democrat run cities are like.

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Dungeon mode.

Homeboy @esotericemerald.bsky.social of Ghostpowder fame came through with a pack of stickers as well as some rad Shining themed dice and these adorable ass enamel pin guys. Thanks man!

My former hyper fixation was pies from Publix. I had to pivot. I will now likely literally dream about key lime pie tonight. A few nights ago I had a dream I was in a room full of Reese’s cups. It was terrifying and delicious.

I just buy jugs of egg whites because my current hyper fixation is lifting more weight every time I’m in the gym.

Can’t think below 55mph or your head explodes.

This is what 650g of egg whites smothered in franks red hot sauce looks like.

What are we testing

I didn’t give up my ultra micro niche celebrity status to be performative. I gave it up because Twitter used to be like a bar I hung out at and then that bar was bought by the most annoying piece of shit you can imagine who decided he was also going to be the bartender. Fuck that. I bounced.

Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler but I’m on The Polar Express

squad goals

I’m interested in pornography in the same way I am comedy. They are both performances with the goal of creating an explicit involuntary physical response, rather than just emotional.

Im out here baking cookies

The only thing I miss about Twitter is that if I had posted this gem back in the day I would have gotten no less than 20 likes.

Werewolves of London but Christmas.

I get the opposite feeling. When I’m in a landlocked state i can get freaked out thinking about I’m just surrounded by more land in every direction.

Time is an illusion because 1 minute on an air bike is way longer than a 1 minute rest between sets.

Went to @powells.bsky.social today and spotted @ossuary.bsky.social in the wild.

David Allen Coe is the most name dropping country singer in the history of name dropping country singers.