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sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.

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homer simpson and marge simpson are standing in front of a calendar that says march on it Alt: homer simpson and marge simpson are standing in front of a calendar that says smarch on it. homer complains "lousy smarch weather" while brushing snow off his jacket.

me while everyone i know marvels at the goddamn snow

13.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he should get his ass monetized and buy his own damn ring!

13.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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god i bet the dog's sleep quality is off the charts.

13.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i should be trying to go to sleep but this article has me in stitches

12.03.2026 07:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're almost always a good time but WOOF there have been some poor imitators

12.03.2026 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i kind of love that "imitation michael mann" is its own little nice subgenre

12.03.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i often wish prime had a more strongly-worded option for ๐Ÿ‘Ž than "it's not for me". sometimes i need a double thumbs down; i need to be able to actively boo.

12.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even though we all clocked it as inevitable it still spins my head a little bit how rapidly the athletic declined from new modern standard for sports journalism to NYT pitchbot-pilled obsolescence

11.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

amber midthunder as a ms noodle when?

11.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

true to deeply self-centered pekingese fashion: he very honestly didn't even notice it lol

09.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i reacted to the proximity of everything in new england the first time i went there (everything is so wonderfully close! ๐Ÿฅฒ) with the same amount of awe as i imagine one unaccustomed to vastness of the american prairie might react to, say, montana.

09.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.

a white pekingese dog sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.

a white pekingese dog sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.

took the dog to the beach and found a the biggest dead seal i have ever seen (not pictured, but gross and cool).

09.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT'S A REAL HEAD-SCRATCHER, BILL

04.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hunts point lmao naturally. any time i have to drive over there i feel like someone's probably calling the cops on me for driving an economy car hahaha

27.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is something deeply humane in this television program, and every time I am tempted to call some other show the best ever made, I remember some weird little moment from it that is absolutely perfect.

23.02.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this has directly impacted my work, particularly the missing canadian tourists. we experienced something like a 30% drop in canadian visitors to our organization from 2024 to 2025, and i'm frankly a little surprised that percentage isn't higher.

23.02.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am absolutely losing my mind

22.02.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pretty sure @mattoak.bsky.social and i just halved the average age in this screening of midwinter break

21.02.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a beach dotted with evergreen trees. in the distance is the puget sound. there's a mirror propped against one of the trees with the dog's reflection in it.

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a beach dotted with evergreen trees. in the distance is the puget sound. there's a mirror propped against one of the trees with the dog's reflection in it.

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a beach dotted with evergreen trees. in the distance is the puget sound. there's a mirror propped against one of the trees and the dog is facing it, looking at himself in the mirror.

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a beach dotted with evergreen trees. in the distance is the puget sound. there's a mirror propped against one of the trees and the dog is facing it, looking at himself in the mirror.

took the dog to the beach to find himself

21.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white fireplace with a mantel made out of cast hands that extend up to the ceiling. a handerplace.

a white fireplace with a mantel made out of cast hands that extend up to the ceiling. a handerplace.

i think the thing i'll remember most about wuthering heights (2026) is the handerplace.

21.02.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just got out of wuthering heights and think i must've missed the part in the book where they covered puppy play fetishes.

21.02.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's got a lot of opinions!

20.02.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DAY 3 BEING A LIFELONG SKI-MO FAN CHECKING IN

19.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a patio. he's about nine inches tall and aggressively non-threatening in appearance.

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a patio. he's about nine inches tall and aggressively non-threatening in appearance.

just watched this idiot attempt to provoke a 185-lb great dane; like watching the smallest, angriest dude at the kegger try to pick a fight with a disinterested offensive lineman.

18.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah unfortunately i was bored

18.02.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't think her films are good but i do think she might have an eye for camp so i'm gonna give WH a whirl.

17.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i misread this as pete carroll at first and was about to be like "oh marge, you just don't understand football"

17.02.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i refuse to entertain anyone attempting to re-characterize 300 as satire.

17.02.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10/10 would recommend (we actually took link last time because our regular bus is also regularly 17 minutes late lmao)

16.02.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haha that's also one of our closest theaters ๐Ÿฟ

16.02.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0