Saw a post the other day saying “Pokemon games will say some shit like “the battlefield got weird” and you’re just supposed to know what that means” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it, it’s so true, lmao.
!["What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6kfv4l2wkabpwgw3v6k2vwx2/bafkreigxhkst43oa76yvbsaeoupzkdmles6drmfitfymosj3mty5gjzreu)
"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."
This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...
Finally
Glup Shitto
Don't do data you'll find yourself yelling at irrational excel spreadsheets people make
You gotta make sure they saw it, I get you
Hell yeah
Evolving Scyther into Scizor like
RETURN TO TRADITION
Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December
Your month, your bird friend!!
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
oh fuck yeah. the mid gatsby
people act like AI has added mysticism to technologists but if you lot haven’t been ensuring you have at least one furry on your devops teams you have been committing malpractice anyway, they ward off outages like figureheads dispel storms
ff14 trial roulette
Once again, the culture warriors deeply misunderstand the deep underlying psyche of the British people. The British people were offered nice animals and they overwhelmingly favoured nice animals.
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
🧍♂️ 🧍♂️
Pokemon Pokopia x Resident Evil Requiem
you have to
#art #ffxiv
digital artwork of Suicune, drawn using only black, blue and white. Suicune leaps across water, surrounded by sparkles.
Suicune .. ✨ #pokemon
to be quite honest bluesky is what it is because twitter catastrophically fucked up like 30 times in a row
bro.
Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom
a photoshopped image of a little round thing with froglike feet, a dog (shiba inu?) face, and a kitchen knife in one hand and a kite shield in the other
hansel and/or gretel from tower at paradigm's breach
Me with the Ben Starr holding my FF16 art
Ifrit did come to me! Thank you for stopping by @benstarr.bsky.social! Made my con!
ice type regional surskit question mark
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
Attention all those harbouring any overripe bananas in their kitchen: #RecipeOfTheDay is Chocolate Banana Muffins in all their darkly smouldering glory! www.nigella.com/recipes/choc...
