Always Sunny Mac fireball when they're selling roadside gas
These guys had a more coherent plan for managing the gas crisis than the current administration
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Always Sunny Mac fireball when they're selling roadside gas
These guys had a more coherent plan for managing the gas crisis than the current administration
Constitutional amendment to launch billionaires into the sun.
We need reparations for ICE victims.
Anything short of that is setting the stage for a massive wealth grab from people of color that will re-entrench racial disparities for generations.
Text Message Today 7:03 PM NEW MESSAGE FROM: Chuck Schumer Friend, it's Chuck Schumer with an urgent request. This is going to be a long message -- but I need you to hear it all. If you're strapped for time, here's the highlight: I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. With that in mind, can you spare even $20 to retake the Senate from this MAGA majority?
so sick of these texts but at least they're getting more honest
Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss
this came to me in a dream
#art
#eldenring
One had Dennis Hopper, Bob Hoskins and John Lequizamo and the other one had Chris fucking Pratt.
The old Mario Bros felt in the same genre as that fever dream Popeye Robert Altman made back in 1980 whatever
Despite its looks, the English word ‘heart’ is etymologically related to ‘cardio’, ‘cordial’, ‘to record’, ‘courage’, and even Spanish ‘corazón’.
Through Germanic, Greek, and Latin, these words all derive from a Proto-Indo-European root meaning “heart”.
Click my new infographic to learn how:
when a Democrat is president the GOP is a single NO vote regardless of how innocuous the bill, but when the tables are turned it's "how can we help provide bipartisan cover for your worst proposals?"
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![Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair talking to a second person. She is gesturing at a dinosaur skeleton with a machine mounted on its back.] PERSON 1: Although Bazookasaurus’s distinctive structure was long assumed to be a weapon, vascularization studies show that it was very fragile and could only have been used for display.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidp3zjc4e2d44eanl64r6gctwkqlzkg2lvwl4gik7eyn4kownucxy)
Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair talking to a second person. She is gesturing at a dinosaur skeleton with a machine mounted on its back.] PERSON 1: Although Bazookasaurus’s distinctive structure was long assumed to be a weapon, vascularization studies show that it was very fragile and could only have been used for display.
Bazookasaurus
xkcd.com/3216/
who could have seen this coming
Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time
$6.9 million of lobster tail in a month????? What would you even do with that much lobster
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 5
youtu.be/c06hIXPxvwk
Instead of taking Live Nation-Ticketmaster to trial, Trump just let them off the hook.
The federal government had been building a case for years, and could have broken up the Live Nation-Ticketmaster monopoly.
But Trump just let them settle out of court.
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
In case you haven't been following @pepperandpals.bsky.social, sadly, Mango passed last week.
I still have Rebel Mango stickers at events for anyone who donates to Amanda until they run out, as she's still paying off the vet bills.
Please keep her in your thoughts and send good vibes as she grieves.
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
Wonder if there's someone whose LinkedIn lists Buca di Beppo and then in parentheses Mr. Beast Burger
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired
Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library
what is he doing here? he can’t even read
Every liberal journalist troll on here who professionally writes a substack blog with a secret grant from the Koch brothers about like collateral damage or homelessness whose like,
"Are bad things really bad?" or "Theoretically that's bad but does bad exist at all?"
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