If you ask people whether they want to know what they're eating, they'll say they want transparency.
But when we told everyone soylent green is made of people, something very paradoxical happened...
Wait, so it's not journalism's job to
Lie about lying
Use enough rhetorical soft focus to make Baba Wawa blush
Invent plausible deniability out of thin air
Rewrite unambiguous bigotry
Write flattering HLs
And simply hide anything embarrassing
So our rulers' comms teams can take the day off?
When Republicans talk about and implement total partisan media takeover, their plans for “internet safety” also factor in. They want to concentrate online power into platforms they can control, but they’re disguising it as bipartisan efforts to keep kids safe online.
man that looks like a museum piece
had a very fucked up dream about planting 🍅 and 🎃 seedlings in my abdomen last night
tried to figure out if the 🍅 should go above or below the waistline in terms of convenience
happy spring
Hey asshole, every terrorist attack on the diaspora reiterates lsrael's argument for a high-security ethnostate
You are not going to defeat lsrael by continuously making the case for its existence with global murder and antisemitism
Not sure about the ID for this squid. When I get it I'll share. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 364 #visioningcoralsea #MarineLife
Did GI Special Ops Cops think they were responding to a call where they'd need to hide from someone in woodlands?
The Integrated Survivability "Onion" Don't post Don't get followed Don't be RT'd Don't get ratio'd Don't be the main character Technology driven. Warfighter focused.
what
Do any other developed countries fail to fund airport security?
PS: People don't seem to know there's a partial shutdown, not sure how effective this is as political pressure either
This Save Standard Time / @savestandard.bsky.social activist has probably been wanting to nuclear block me for a while for calling out their 1. bad science, 2. clearly intentional disinfo, and 3. secret data collection of Bluesky users
So I'm surprised it was for this mild teasing:
Whew, he should try having my sleep problems plus any normal job
You can tell my body used to be a Pizza Hut
Which insurer is going to reimburse the lives of the sailors killed for Trump's incompetent war?
Just go back to sleep instead of posting
Does this account for the draft and necessary clearance of a tanker
The intention is good, but I'm fucking tired of bombastic lies and obviously empty promises
Also, I don't think the executive should direct the DOJ, though our system is constitutionally fucked so maybe that's the only realistic avenue to see even a small measure of justice
Looks like he has at least hundreds of posts defending NG, kinda seems like a purpose-built account
Going through the core might speed it up. Not sure exactly how, just a feeling.
Or what about slingshotting around the core to use its gravity like they do with spacecraft? I watched a documentary once
Core is key
Isn't chris wright the guy who lied and said it already happened, then had to delete the tweet?
The Iran *War*
Wait, so 5 minutes of higher gas prices and people no longer desire a 2026 Childkiller XXXL with the skullthresher attachment?
Nightmare
Although my neighbor had some weird soft gel seat with suspended objects and I still miss it
Ring’s ties to law enforcement have many users rethinking smart doorbells. Here’s how to secure your existing Ring cameras, along with our picks for security cameras that store footage locally or use end-to-end encryption.
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And people with like a 600k mortgaged home making 80-100k act like they don't know they're MUCH closer to $0 than $1,000,000
Even if they lowered the threshold by $10,000 each year—which they're not—it'd be 90 yrs before it touched the comfortable middle class (ignoring inflation ofc)
Fuck I missed an opportunity to jam another yall in there
Was just wondering today if my upper Midwest ass sounds to Spanish speakers how Southern accents sound to me
Anyway I have adopted yall (not yall yall, mind yall), it's mine now too unless everyone wants to hear "you lot" which seems an even more jarring affectation
Most workers today have considerably more leisure time than workers from a century ago because textile, farming and housework automations made that possible.
Actually, the entire history of humanity is figuring out how to grow more food with less work, because growing food sucks.
F'n bizarre way to frame this astro article
"That makes any residue [from] the comet a poor choice for a drink, since while methanol can get you drunk, it also causes a raft of disturbing health effects🔗 ranging from dizziness & agitation to vision loss & bloody urine to liver dysfunction & death"
