moonbird 𓅇 ☾you are somebody☽

Senator Husted, I don't know how piss works exactly but I know how to do it, in your mouth.
-A Poverty Person (laudatory)

In other words, the US with its massive covert military budget doesn't have a minesweeper adapted to current mine technology.

Which isn't something we'd ever need if it weren't for being on brand with exporting death and regime roulette.

A tasty hand, kind sir.

Oh. THAT L3Harris whose offices with spooky ass antennae sits adjacent to our friendly neighborhood grocery store which has adopted face scanning technology “to keep prices down.”

SCOOP: the call is always coming from inside the hizzie. #RochesterNY

Hands pierce the gloom reaching up for a floating card Rare Tip Eat a tarot card to gain its powers

PSA for everyone, special hat tip to @forestwizard.bsky.social

Star Trek The Original Series scene. It's just Bones standing against a purplish blueish background. Maybe a cave? A very smooth cave? Probably not a cave. Regardless, he has dreamy blue eyes. Closed caption reads, "YOU ARE A DISEMBODIED BRAIN."

I've never passed out on a procedural basis before. When I was in my early 20s I went through needle desensitization therapy, so it wasn't that (whilst not a pleasant experience).

Vasovagal syncope has thrown me today. I feel fine- I'm stunned by being stunned.

Highly fascinating, if embarrassing.

Entropy🎖️Champion

Today I received cortisone shots in both knees (insurance is meh on the good stuff).

As they were doing the 2nd knee, a cold sweat & "tunnel hearing" came on quick & I passed the eff out.

Came to being fanned by twink nurse, thought I died & gone to Roman bathhouse. So weird.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

A cabbage as seen in the margins near Lake Ontario is surging upward with vegetal horniness to thrive. I’m not kidding. There’s roots and all.

I don’t know who needs to hear this.

But it’s Wild Cabbage Emerging From Mud Season, you can also erupt from the dirt with purple pornographic zeal to unfurl your freaky shit.

You got this.

“I like my regime change the same way I like my produce - locally sourced.”
- John Oliver

The only thing that's good on television is a steamroller.

Model train club in #RochesterNY put on an open house today where I was already having a meeting.

The time is nigh! Model train diorama presided over by god.

Say, do you notice that giant floating head over the mill works? Better tell the planning commission about it! More model train diorama with yet another floating head

An actual protest waged by rice grain sized people over wages as the controller of the universe watches ever onward

When there is a giant head watching over you, eat at Val’s!

Strange day in the neighborhood, don’t you agree?

Congrats, when you see the world smiling back at you it’s life affirming. Just like the presence you offer us- we feel affirmed, too.

I am holding in my hand a small box of suffering succotash.

A red breasted merganser with its fancy poofy head could give an absolute fuck about ice.

The absolute nerve of this completely unbothered unit

In which the word 'former' is so dodgy when used to describe the reprehensible scheme of remigration that the headline gets more attention than the article.

From Charlotte Pier, plume of orange light illuminates the clouds

The orange horror light is preceded by a green navigational beacon reflecting on the water

Charlotte pier is twilit in overcast skies as the orange volcanic horror seethes at right

The orange horror light. The vast of night.

Coop is up in our snow bunkers for three months & lo, what Tempest Tossed Cosmic Horrors have descended?

Everyone takes pictures of it, none know what it is. We all walk by in silence.

#RochesterNY #LakeOntario

Iraqi detainee with a bag over head, standing on a box with wires attached in late 2003 at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, Iraq.

A rebel fighter celebrates as his comrades fire a barrage of rockets toward the positions of troops loyal to Libyan ruler Muammar Gaddafi. West of Ajdabiyah, Libya. April 14, 2011. Photo by Chris Hondros

An Afghan woman feeds pigeons in Blue Mosque, Mazar-i Sharif in Afghanistan in 1991. Photo by Steve McCurry

Liberty…

A nighttime noodle shop in Hanoi Viet Nam. Rows of tables along the sidewalk are full of diners in various states of action. The kitchen is brightly lit. A woman with dramatic makeup with her hair in a bun seems to have the attention of several staff and patrons.

Allow me to share one of my fav photos ever taken. The few times I've had shows, folks seem to like it.

It's a low light lucky shot taken in #Hanoi 14 years ago from a balcony.

Titled 'Diner Scene,' the scene really belongs to one person.

Standing tuxedo kitten says: Our societal issues aren't rooted in "bad governance" they're products of the mode of production, property relations, and imperial capital accumulation.

Caturday for the masses

Don't let miserable people make you feel guilty for feeling joy. These are the times that call for joy the most.

Likewise, I too have been BadListed by the DragonHoarder.

I have no idea how I will EVER live a guilt free life again!

Freddy Mercury smoking into Van Gogh’s village at night scene. MAY YOUR MERCURY BE MORE FREDDIE AND LESS RETROGRADE

Queen of retrograding on a curve yo

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we met along the way who said it's okay that you're tired, go to bed.

Ditto. Looks like the No AI Labeler was a catch and kill account. We really need AI moderation on this site.

Dear New York Times:

The headline “Senator Helps Officers Forcibly Remove Protesting Veteran From Hearing” about as true as “Performance of Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theatre Interrupted By Surprise Firearm Incident.”

How about switching over to Substack? It’s pretend journalism there!

A ★★★★ review of Kill List (2011) Still looking for Jessica Hyde after all these years. Quite a brilliant little film, but I rather wish that the last 20 minutes weren't so obviously sacrificed (ahem) on the editing block. You could a...

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This is my circus.
These are my monkeys.
I cannot help if they forage for bananas.