Debacle ya say?
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Feckless freelance film critic and neurotic apanthrope. The #Horror, the #Horror Programmer for the London Korean Film Festival. London Film Critics' Circle, Online Film Critics Society. ProjectedFigures.com
Debacle ya say?
you found the last place anyone would ever look
stage 2 is the sweet spot
your version at least has punctuation #sanewashing
this reads like the Latin used in horror films
Post from Robert Welch II. The text reads: I have good news and bad news. The photo shows a cemetery with a prominent gravestone marked simply with the word "WALDO".
The three stages of cinephilia:
1) I am curious and want to devour everything;
2) everything is an unfeasible amount, so I am refocusing my bandwidth to what I am likely to appreciate best;
3) if Iβm not writing about it, I wonβt have time to watch it until at least after I have retiredβ¦
And here's a piece that I wrote last year for BFI on 10 French Horror Films, to coincide with their 4K UHD/digital release of EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960). www.bfi.org.uk/lists/10-gre...
"dissects the horrific meeting point of fairytale and modernity with surgical precision": Georges Franju's fantastique EYES WITHOUT A FACE (Les yeux sans visage, 1960) screens 4pm and 7pm today at L'Alliance New York. projectedfigures.com/2015/06/30/e...
"a Seventies establishment haunted by its rebellious Sixties transgressions": Jeff Lieberman's paranoid freakout BLUE SUNSHINE (1978) is released on 4K UHD today via @synapsefilms.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2015/09/13/b...
"a biker brings vehicular vengeance against a criminal family struggling to turn legit": Gabriel Carrerβs genre-fied, giallo-esque neo noir DEATH CYCLE (2025) is on digital and VOD from today via Uncork'd Entertainment. projectedfigures.com/2025/08/24/d...
"takes an ice pick to the patriarchal privileges of its own gynophobic subgenre": Paul Verhoevenβs noirish erotic thriller BASIC INSTINCT (1992) is now on @studiocanal.co.uk Presents. projectedfigures.com/2022/05/15/b...
Is he dead yet?
And is the death "very complete - pretty much"?
I think I owe you thanks for this
Front of the special limited edition slipcover (designed by Adam Maida, suitably in the style of Sam Bass). A red figure lied horizontally in the jaws of a camera.
Front of the special limited edition slipcover (designed by Adam Maida, suitably in the style of Sam Bass). A film reel is coiled, with its end resembling the tail of a rattlesnake.
Front over of the disc sleeve: a man walks away across a desert that is also a woman's mouth, lips and nose.
The back cover of the Blu-ray sleeve, listing the credits and disc contents.
My favourite film of 2024 was Joshua Erkman's A DESERT. So I was both delighted & honoured to join Joshua on an audio commentary for @darkskyfilms.bsky.social' Blu-ray, which also features two more commentaries, and an amazing booklet essay from @horrornonna.com projectedfigures.com/2024/06/08/a...
In Eric Westonβs schlocky Eighties military academy revenge (of the nerd) horror EVILSPEAK (1981), "Clint Howardβs put-upon protagonist quite literally finds the devil in his details". On @shudder.com UK from today.
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"an agoraphobic man goes on a gamified, internalised adventure through his lifeβs losses": @albertbirney.bsky.social 's monochrome DIY fantasia OBEX (2025) is on Blu-ray and digital in the UK from today via Lightbulb Distribution. A strange, lovely film. projectedfigures.com/2025/10/30/o...
it does seem that it will be coming sooner rather than later. But will it be soon enough*?
*10 years ago
Is he dead yet?
Just fascinating to see Blair, a man whose reputation was ruined by the Iraq war, advocate joining a war that is exponentially stupider and more chaotic. How is it possible to learn nothing from the worst mistake of your life?
*Craig, not Chris. Dβoh!
"makes a contemporary coming-of-age folktale of bad genes, class clash and the bestial stain of family": @craigconway.bsky.social's RED RIDING (2026) just had its world première at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2026/03/07/r...
A man sits in coffee shop talking to a woman. Text: "It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."
Ellis Rosen is a wise cartoonist. Too wise...
Here are links to all my coverage for this weekend's FrightFest at Glasgow Film Festival. projectedfigures.com/frightfest-2...
F for Found Footage: Adrian Θofeiβs sort-of sequel WE PUT THE WORLD TO SLEEP (2025) "is a metafictive poioumenon that disappears (twice!) down its own rabbit-hole, and contains its own self-critique." Screens 6pm at MidWest WeirdFest. Warning: review spoilerish. projectedfigures.com/2025/10/19/w...
Out of left field: Jethro Watersβ narrative feature debut GUNFIGHTER PARADISE (2025) "sets a grieving manβs homecoming amid a singularly American mix of guns and God." 3pm today at Laemmle Glendale, with @witneyseibold.bsky.social Qing & Aing. Recommended. projectedfigures.com/2026/03/06/g...
Constantine down under(world): in Tristan Barrβs horror fantasy DEATHKEEPER (2026), "a timeless war between good and evil has found its way to small-town Australia". World premiΓ¨re closed @frightfest.bsky.social last night at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
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Is he dead yet?
"a reluctant heroine must violently rebalance the world order for her babyβs advent": UK premiΓ¨re of Aleksandar Radivojevicβs rambunctious politico-theological satire KARMADONNA at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.sociall. Review for @dmovies.bsky.social dmovies.org/2025/09/13/k...
"makes a contemporary coming-of-age folktale of bad genes, class clash and the bestial stain of family": Chris Conway's RED RIDING (2026) just had its world première at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
projectedfigures.com/2026/03/07/r...