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Chocolate Philosopher

@itsmscoco

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Has someone ever given you … Newport vibes?

(I will not be elaborating)

11.03.2026 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is my approach to many things

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not in a million years would I think there was going to be someone playing ball in timbs, shirtless with a jetpack on. Bf just finished playing with someone dressed as Pitbull and a yakuza.
A lot is happening over with those NBA2K my players.

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Yall ever seen men play 2K? Like the men who crash out every time they play? (This my man 🙃).
This is where they go to practice their whimsy.
Their characters are dressed in some of the strangest combos I’ve seen. His reg teammates plays in a witch hat, another is the mandalorian and a furry.

11.03.2026 15:06 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 6

I do not like receiving sexual innuendos from a man I do not want to have sex with

Fcuk away from me, creepy!

11.03.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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You never fall in love with community dick
That’s rule, number one .

10.03.2026 23:27 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 2

people don’t be poopin .. and I think that’s why yall be so stressed. Just backed up n angry 😞

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 3

What kinda class you taking? 👀

11.03.2026 15:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To ME , it’s like fun shade leaning.

EYE have never used it seriously

11.03.2026 15:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to know more about what you're passionate about

11.03.2026 15:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Thank you boo! ❤️

11.03.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guess who did the task that they’ve been avoiding for weeks?

Whew.

I’m done for the month.

11.03.2026 15:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love that everybody screens calls these days.

I can just leave a VM and move on with my life.

11.03.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My first time to a strip club in Cali … and I’m in the back room with a couple of the girls … I feel a titty and it was SOLID

I was so hurt and confused

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The problem is everybody started listening to all them rich people and didn’t stop to question if they were happy …

So now we’re living through a bunch of rich folks navigating their fears through oppression

11.03.2026 15:16 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder: There is nothing wrong with wanting to increase your quality of life and enhance your peace.

11.03.2026 15:01 👍 14 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Lotion and wash cloths, for sure.

11.03.2026 15:08 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Thank you for giving my new version of “this isn’t working out.”

11.03.2026 15:05 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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11.03.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That heffa is cuckoo for coco puffs

11.03.2026 15:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you do it right 🙃

11.03.2026 15:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Based on the way you’re showing up… this may not be the program for you.

11.03.2026 15:03 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

I clear it immediately. Don’t remind me I wasn’t minding my business 😭

11.03.2026 14:33 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

RIGHT!

the audacity of it all 😂😂😂

11.03.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was the old me’s business. WHY you showing it to me today? 😂

11.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ion like when I go to the search bar and it reminds me of the last time I was being nosey 😒

11.03.2026 14:32 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooo this happened to me yesterday that’s why I did it.

Someone else said “shark week”

Me: OH SNAP I thought that was in July

…..

Me : ohhhhhhh 🥴

11.03.2026 14:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn … these my last months in my 30’s.

It’s been …. Something 😂

11.03.2026 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imma be half naked on the beach in less than 3 months … entering a whole new chapter in life

11.03.2026 14:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Soon come.

11.03.2026 14:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0