Chocolate Philosopher

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Baby, Hober Mallow went and GOT his Boo!

They weren’t about to execute her on his watch!

My mans said WATCH THIS

#Founfation S2E8

Lmfaooooooooooooo NOW I know what that latest “you don’t have to tell us everything”

Was probably about 😂😂😂

The children have been left behind.

GIRL WHAT!!??!

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Sometimes you have to change your approach to get the desired result. That’s for jobs, friendships, relationships and anything involving other people tbh. Don’t want to? That’s cool but the outcome is on you at that point.

Ion even know. They said it would be quicker and it was just quick to disappoint

I ordered a smoothie from DoorDash and used the drone option. These motherfuckers delivered it on my roof

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I honestly haven’t had my attention needs met in a few months.

I mean it’s some there … but not what I WANT.

It could all be so simple.

I would like one (1) attention, please

Learning to self soothe is one of the greatest skills you can master in this life.

Same. But I want them to be the same person.

No point in living small. Who is that for? Be too much. Be over the top. Be present. Hell, we all die in the end. Care more about your happiness, than someone’s insignificant judgment

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I can feel my Period Monster taking over my body …

Let me minimize my human interactions

Because I am DEFINITELY the problem.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The best Popeyes I’ve ever had was on Bourbon street

It’s kinda how it takes light a while to travel to Earth.

Star BEEN dead by the time you see the light.

Know me.

Whew.

EYE think the officer is just trying to get in front of why he gonna fail his next drug screen

This is running in the back of my mind on loop at all times.

I kinda love this 😂😂😂

I’m finna go home. I’m TIRED of folks 😫

One thing about me…. At the SLIGHTEST inconvenience that overwhelms me imma just start crying… I’m too old for this

And it’ll be stupid shit too like my remote stop working and now I gotta order batteries but I wanted to watch my show right now and I have work to do later… *cries*

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Hey Hot Stuff!

Lmfaoooooooooooooooo

One of the hard parts of living abroad and still learning the language … is when you run into a new issue you haven’t learned the words for yet

I locked myself out of my apartment WITHOUT my phone to translate and I had to try and tell the doorman …

Me: “no tengo mis llaves”

I really need to work on remaining internally calm in a semi crises …

This happened to me when I lived in Colombia … I panicked and forgot how to speak Spanish

I’m on the elevator crying into the speaker “No Abajo …no abajo”

The doorman was all confused

I was so embarrassed