Dave Almighty

It’s his hair. He’s like Ben Stiller stupid character in Tropic Thunder.

Anyone who looks at that hair in a mirror and says “yes” is mentally incapable.

Endo, Dom, Gomez, Bradley, Jones and Roy Evan’s are all better than Frimpong at right back.

He’s bum holes.

Yep.

Or Will Ferrell.

I like Frankie Boyle, the rest are shit houses.

Yep, honourable mention to Johnny Lee Miller.

It was a bit silly but Elementary was actually good episodic switch your brain off TV.

Thought Sherlock was excellent in season 1&2, then he became a super hero.

Frankie Boyle after zero interactions.
Piers Morgan after a tweet I insulted him with got 8k likes.
Ricky Gervais after I pointed out “freedom of speech” doesn’t give you absolution from criticism when you mock Down syndrome people.

…become shite is a bit daft if you refuse to factor in the wholesale changes around them.

We don’t play a high press.
We don’t have Trent.
Mo, Gakpo, Hugo, Isak and Flo are not like Nunez, Jota and Diaz in terms of recovery.
We want to play slow build up, we don’t have the right personnel for that.

…the players are mid 20’s world class talents. Ryan was the best midfielder in the Prem last year, he’s not having a season off, we are not covering each other like we used to and so we look exposed.

There isn’t a single factor, lots of things have contributed, but to say players have suddenly….

Again, the lack of actual aggressive runners up top who win the ball back is nothing to do with a long ball over the top catching us out.
We’ve also lost a player who meant defences had to sit 15 yards deeper. Without Trent to play THAT pass our midfield is squeezed way more than before.….

“Better to keep quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than speak up and confirm it.”

Next you’ll be telling me Thiago retired.

He’s just injured, he will be back soon, as will Diaz.

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

Phew.
Hard to explain that game. So many weird lifeless cameos interspersed with moments of absolute horror and then brilliant football.
I still cannot fathom the level of shitness involved in Wirtzs first missed chance. No one seemed arsed, it was very odd.

Also, awful camera position. Hated it.

I don’t like the fact Holdo wasn’t onboard with that mission. They had no fighters left, why not send a crew of experts so they can get back to Hyperspace escapes.
I don’t like the “wait, the guy with a stutter is useful, no way” element of it. It’s crass.
The “space bat horses” are awful CGI.
Nah.

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Harduken

Luis Diaz has 20 goals and 14 assists for Bayern.

We have Cody Gakpo.

If, as we all expect, Jones leaves in summer (how he never got minutes today is crazy) and Mac10 goes to Real - Tonali and Anderson to replace them?

Slots exiles. Did the same with Quansah, Morton, Endo and Elliott last year.

He’s trying to force the boards hand by saying “I have no players” but it’s a nonsense.

He’s seemingly a very stubborn man.

He’s just bad at headers. It’s weird given his attributes.

But he’s is the furthest from our main concern.

He shouldn’t rape kids either.

Lewis Hall is it.

Can’t believe we went for Kerky - we could’ve held off this season and signed Hall this summer, he’s so good.

Yes - anyone who says it’s not is trying too hard, it was the eighth in a series of nine that has related shows and movies that all followed the same universal rules it ripped up to be edgy and it failed.

It is a terrible Star Wars movie.

The most important job for Liverpool this summer was to replace Trent, Diaz and Jota.

We have failed spectacularly in that regard.

He isn’t getting time because no one is protecting him because no one can win the ball back.

Football is units more than individuals. The change is an entire unit can no longer tackle. This affects the next unit. We’ve lost three rabid pressers and hired weak beer players who cannot press.

Hugo needs to work on heading the ball.

About eight goals this season have been wasted by him.

But players don’t forget how to play.
It’s nonsense to say “some time has passed and now they are not as good as they were” about mid 20’s players. The team cannot press. When you can’t press you’re more exposed.

The midfield is the same as last year.
The midfield is fine.
The issue is the “others”: losing the attacking graft Nunez, Diaz and Jota is massive. Hugo, Gakpo and Flo can’t press and don’t.

Losing the skill of Trent is a huge blow.
Mo falling off a cliff is a huge factor.

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I will go you one better - why didn’t Thanos just double the universes resources?

Like that old expression goes:

“Yay Chlamydia”.