human bean

MAN WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ANT: Where do you want to go to eat tonight babe?

ANT: (secretes communicative pheromones from glands on abdomen)

MAN: I don't know what that means. I am just a human man.

ANT: (secretes more)

MAN: I guess we can just share a smooshed cupcake on the floor again.

can this be a solution?

(Nomads can’t really run for office anyway)

And like you, I don’t want anybody to vote for me for anything. But if I were considering running for office, I’d be looking up what my tattoos might mean to ppl and trying to own it before the media started yelling about it.

I love this. My point was that my tattoo was tiny and it’s just a little key and even with that I was nervous. Mostly because of the years of seeing things get subverted and used for white supremacy. But I could totally see myself ending up in your shoes lol.

Screenshot of tweet from @IranMediaNow reads: "Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile".

Screenshot of tweet from @IranMediaNow reads: "The President of the US raped children. The President of the US raped children. The President of the US raped children. The President of the US raped children. The President of the US raped children. The President of the US raped children.".

Iran said they're fighting this war on ALL fronts LMAO

we drove on a few minutes and then he ejected it, rolled down his window and tossed it out before rolling his window back up

neither of us said anything. I started laughing and didn't stop for some time.

anyway thats a dad story for you

when i was 19 i was in a car with my dad and i opened up the glove box and found a barry manilow tape

i said "really dad?" and he said "huh, that must be stepmom's." he held his hand out and I gave it to him and he put it in and it started to play

Interesting to see so many “experts” on here all of a sudden 🤔. A week ago most of you had never even heard of oil

An oil tanker, stopping before the Strait of Hormuz to unload its cargo onto a giant oil carrying donkey which transports the oil across land to another oil, tanker, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely

Can this be a solution?

We are talking about the same cops who look at a white, powdery substance, call it fentanyl, then immediately collapse and get better medical care for their induced hysteria than most people get for an actual real medical event

Important reminder that the US is intentionally, before the world, not prosecuting or even investigating anyone involved in the Epstein files.

I do this with my anxiety!! It’s like a friend I can never escape.

today my therapist did an exercise with me where we acted like the ocd was a person trying to convince you of something and i was like oh it's just an evil little guy in your head doing a gish gallop

im so fucking good at therapy since i got access to the ritual spell "take adderall" which adds +4 to my wisdom for 12 hours every day

This sounds not nice and some of them were very good actually so I should not be so judgey

A thing that I have discovered that you don't actually have to do is comment on things that you don't understand.

This email from Elliott Payne sounds like he is fuming with rage

This is so so upsetting. So Grammerly is violating the memory of bell hooks AND making AI versions of the rest of us before we're even dead. Someone tell me who to sue, not even joking.

also your animal takes, music posts and shit pictures

(a friend who was institutionalized and managed to break free gave me a handcuff key as "the only good luck charm you will ever need", but died some years back, if anyone wonders why I chose it)

Like I was so afraid i would accidentally show support for something I hate

Anyone getting something permanent on their skin should do the same, IMO, so I have zero sympathy for these "accidental" nazi tattoos people carry for TWENTY YEARS

I had a police issue handcuff key tattooed on me a few weeks ago, and it hit me I'd never seen it on anyone

so I researched and asked the tattoo guy and a few tattoo knowledgeable friends first because what if it flies in the face of my firm belief in ACAB somehow

Showing Up for Racial Justice how do you square your claims that he is anti-racist and your endorsement with Graham Platner saying that Black people don't tip among other things?

In the beginning I had to get a bunch of "read now" netgalley arcs and review them, and that was a bit of a slog because I didn't WANT to read most of the "read now" arcs. I wanted the good stuff.

I did netgalley for years just with a very active Goodreads reviewer account. No blog needed. I loved it, but it started to feel like work so I have faded away from it in the last few years.

i do it all for you

haven’t been around here much lately, your girl is off getting shit done, but I wanted you to know that your shit posts, your music takes and your animal pictures are still the best shit posts, music takes and animals

Clippy

“hi! you seem to be having a totally different conversation than this thread is about & are also being annoying, would you like to keep embarrassing yourself?”

I do too

I've been teased for it and I dont care