Hyper Mega Bummer Boy

Ohhhhhh. "The Squeakquel." I get it now.

Old Judge Dredd water colour

Ally McBeal just getting railed with Yub Nub blasting on the soundbar.

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

And look, pirate movies ARE cool, but they're not a basis for conducting an actual war. Plus I guarantee you this fuckface roots for the British navy in those movies.

This is what happens when "Pirate movies are cool" is the extent of your strategic military knowledge.

Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000.

We made this video for $7 in 2 hours.

Hollywood is dead.

[ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]

All of the options that show when you right-click a simple image file in Windows 11. I know adobe has added a couple, but it's still bananas.This is also my work computer, so ditching windows for ubuntu or whatever isn't really an option.

I know there are bigger problems in the world, but the right-click situation in Windows has gone completely off the fucking rails.

First time drawing Leon S. Kennedy

Screenshot of three Bluesky posts by bots dictating dialogue from specific films, in this case GHOSTBUSTERS, DIE HARD and JAWS: GHOSTBUSTERS (@ghostbusters1984.bsky.social): "But I gotta tell you, these things are real." DIE HARD (@diehard1988.bsky.social): "Are you crazy?" JAWS (@jaws-1975.bsky.social): "Yeah."

Da movies are talking to each other

Sussusamurai

i can't watch tv shows unless they directly teach me, a grown adult, important lessons about being nice and getting therapy. this is the sole purpose of art and entertainment

A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

*not included: a stick & bindle, fingerless gloves, a song in your heart

A silver SUV on the highway with the umbrella corporation logo on the side of it, along with their slogan, "Our business is life itself."

A bunch of these just zoomed past me on the highway heading in the same direction I'm going. Is that good?

Strait of Hormuz meme with Donkey Kong throwing a barrel.

Can this be a solution?

Recently learned of an app that takes still photos of people and uses AI to make them do different dances. I don't want to sound hyperbolic, but generative AI was sent here by the literal devil to eat the very concept of joy.

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

I don’t know dude. If James Baldwin was able to write all his work while his friends were being assassinated by the FBI, and while he was living in terror as a gay Black man … then maybe you can write without using A.I.

The Joker and Harley Quinn after they kill you in a Batman Arkham game

cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social "Al is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it" wrong. I don't have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to Dec 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM

Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social "people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time 8:06 AM • Dec 12, 2025

lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com but doctor, im three family size bags of doritos eaten for dinner over the course of the movie Demolition Man 4:10 PM • Jul 16, 2024

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social if you're still getting ripped up by air bud in the third quarter, that's a coaching failure 9:34 PM • Apr 2, 2024

STELLATHON A fundraiser for your cool online friend Thursday March 12th 6pm-12am ET SummerGamesFest.com

STELLATHON is tonight from 6pm to Midnight ET, benefitting our friend @antlervel.vet! We'll have game streamers, comedians, and storytellers, plus fun donation rewards!

Don't want to wait til tonight? Donations are now open! Let's do something nice for a nice person.

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Me: The styling in 80s/90s movies always make people seem older.
Yana: What do you mean?
Me: Like how Jason Alexander in Pretty Woman is 10 years younger than we are now.
Yana: Shut the fuck up.

Me: <trying to get past feeling melancholy after my daughter goes back to college>
My brain, who is an asshole: You should watch An American Tail.