Video game magazine ads from the early aughts were deranged, man.
15.03.2026 00:58
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Video game magazine ads from the early aughts were deranged, man.
When you buy Harry Potter, you are *literally* hurting trans people and queer people. In real life. She uses that money to lobby for legislation that hurts transgender people. And she is winning! Due to the massive amounts of money that you give her.
Jesus Christ
Every time I hear about people who hate empathy, it makes me want to shake them until their fucking heads fall off. That's normal, right?
Exec: Don't worry, it's not because you're "cancelled." It's because you also have no talent.
I love that my phone is smart enough to recognize random calls as "Probable Spam" but there isn't an option to automatically decline calls marked as such. If you had a human assistant who did that, they wouldn't last the first day.
Hey if any of you want to pay me to write your video game, I love to write video games and am quite good at writing video games. You should pay me to write your video game
Steven Seagal:
Ohhhhhh. "The Squeakquel." I get it now.
Old Judge Dredd water colour
Ally McBeal just getting railed with Yub Nub blasting on the soundbar.
"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"
got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing
And look, pirate movies ARE cool, but they're not a basis for conducting an actual war. Plus I guarantee you this fuckface roots for the British navy in those movies.
This is what happens when "Pirate movies are cool" is the extent of your strategic military knowledge.
Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000.
We made this video for $7 in 2 hours.
Hollywood is dead.
[ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]
All of the options that show when you right-click a simple image file in Windows 11. I know adobe has added a couple, but it's still bananas.This is also my work computer, so ditching windows for ubuntu or whatever isn't really an option.
I know there are bigger problems in the world, but the right-click situation in Windows has gone completely off the fucking rails.
First time drawing Leon S. Kennedy
Screenshot of three Bluesky posts by bots dictating dialogue from specific films, in this case GHOSTBUSTERS, DIE HARD and JAWS: GHOSTBUSTERS (@ghostbusters1984.bsky.social): "But I gotta tell you, these things are real." DIE HARD (@diehard1988.bsky.social): "Are you crazy?" JAWS (@jaws-1975.bsky.social): "Yeah."
Da movies are talking to each other
Sussusamurai
i can't watch tv shows unless they directly teach me, a grown adult, important lessons about being nice and getting therapy. this is the sole purpose of art and entertainment
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses
Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this
*not included: a stick & bindle, fingerless gloves, a song in your heart
A silver SUV on the highway with the umbrella corporation logo on the side of it, along with their slogan, "Our business is life itself."
A bunch of these just zoomed past me on the highway heading in the same direction I'm going. Is that good?
Strait of Hormuz meme with Donkey Kong throwing a barrel.
Can this be a solution?
Recently learned of an app that takes still photos of people and uses AI to make them do different dances. I don't want to sound hyperbolic, but generative AI was sent here by the literal devil to eat the very concept of joy.
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
I don’t know dude. If James Baldwin was able to write all his work while his friends were being assassinated by the FBI, and while he was living in terror as a gay Black man … then maybe you can write without using A.I.
