Em, midly

I managed to eat half an order of Tortas Frontera breakfast tacos. Now having coffee and feeling more capable of survival

Jesus Christ

"encourage citizens to appreciate their sex" sounds both incredibly dystopian and like a euphemism for encouraging masturbation

smart: getting to the airport early so you don’t have to stress about missing your flight
stupid: getting to the airport so early in the morning that you don’t even want to eat to kill the 50 minutes until boarding

Trying to put Goose on some semblance of a diet but it’s easier to just feed him 4x/day than to Goose-proof everything that could be food

Only did like 1/3 of the party research I usually like to do, but otherwise I’m more or less ready for SXSW

Sorry to just repeat your post back to you! I agree it’s fucking weird.

Farmers use so many machines and will probably want to keep using more because shit is still labor intensive with the current degree of automation. She’s right capitalism is evil and automation under capitalism always comes with a catch, but I think it’s weird for her to assume none of us know that

Yeah same! I was like “oh I love that someone’s just going full Jesus on this” then it took like 5 minutes of staring to realize republicans thought that was bad

Yeah they didn’t foresee people deciding to buy their way into heaven via a “faith alone” doctrine

A Canticle for Beavis

Martin Luther should’ve never started the faith vs works debate because these fuckers have fully abandoned works

It’s only Christian to help people if it happens in a church, otherwise it’s just sparkling socialism

Fuck I read the replies on the Nazi app and people are fully saying Jesus was the party of personal responsibility so the government helping people is heretical

Yeah we’ve just hit the asserting boundaries point in the relationship, so being friends is probably not far behind

Goose, a black fluffy cat with yellow eyes, is lying on the couch with his paws toward me and his head most of the way upside down. You can see his little fangs

I don’t know how I’ll leave this creature for a week

Oh man. Garth would trade her. Goose is running around playing and inviting Garth to engage with his content and Garth just wants to live his life

Planning to bring: 2 pairs of earplugs, 2 pairs of shoes, earbuds and a book for the plane, my laptop and charger, and clothes for high temps between 55 and 90. I might be buying sunscreen once we land.

Packing 9 pairs of underwear, so what do you think I’ll either forget or under pack for a week away?

In a crowded field of godawful user experiences, theirs somehow still stands out

Mpls people still need help with back rent. Our mayor is about to veto an eviction extension, no eviction moratorium from the state. Raising $$ like this is the only way to keep people in their homes

Whole ass party of Judases, but without the remorse

I love that evangelical Christians are rejecting the only good parts of the Bible

Yeah I’ve got an IUD and probable perimenopause so it’s like when am I not spotting

Oh I shower in the morning to deal with those

Exactly!

Agreed! I try not to have toooo many two shower days but I might want one or two!

Sounds like you were prepared for anything!

Maybe I’ll shit my pants 8 times or maybe a freak blizzard will shut down travel for a week. I’m prepared either way

Every time I pack for vacation I think about all the jokes about girls packing too many pairs of underwear, then I think about the weekend of my 13th birthday where I was snowed in for 5 days with only 2 pairs of underwear