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I really don't know clouds at all. As seen in (a very brief quote in) The New Yorker. She/her. Sapphic bi. Trans rights are human rights, black lives matter, the first Pride was a riot. Enjoy the cornfield and cute, sexy narcolepsy.

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Charles Dickens: "Okay, check this shit out. Opening line. 'It was the best of times' - are y'all ready for this? I fucking OWNED this line."

Ellen Ternan: "It was the best of times? That's it?"

Charles Dickens: "No I didn't finish the line yet, Nelly!"

10.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hormuz georg

10.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Enterprise, one to beam up.

10.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I learned

10.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we had to pause between pulls because our tank needed to tend to his subsistence farm

10.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who delivers the Brady Punch

09.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I worked really, really hard to assemble a career, and just shy of my 40th birthday I had gotten a good-paying full-time job in my field.

A year later I was hit by a layoff and basically everything in my life has spent two years going completely off the rails.

09.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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She definitely owns the look.

#ffxiv

09.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remain convinced that the whole β€œdirtbag left” and β€œBernie bro” phenomenon was basically a way to sell right wing politics with a superficially left/alternative β€œvibe”

08.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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gotta admit this isn't really what i wanted from a more "mature" Pokemon title

08.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I have said elsewhere, Gaza is like Brigadoon, it only exists when it justifies something they want to do and then fades into the mist.

07.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i would simply not be on an out of control trolley

07.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas ALT: a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
07.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The dumbest part of this poster being wrong is that they also acknowledge that it does not apply for the people on the right who were going to vote for El Monstro no matter what, so it's one of the many cases where only one side has actual agency.

07.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like @barleybap.bsky.social would either love this or viscerally hate it.

07.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say my controversial opinion would be that if you stacked them next to one another, The Rescuers Down Under pretty handily beats out Mulan as a film. (Pocahontas, Hercules, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame don't even stand a chance.)

07.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From 1990 until 1999, Walt Disney Feature Animation produced 10 films. I don't think The Rescuers Down Under is the best of that batch (which includes Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, and the Lion King).

But I emphatically think it's in the top half of that batch, easily beating out most of them.

07.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love legitimate theater.

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just watched it a couple weeks ago and I was delighted by the volume of Slattery.

07.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By contrast, the biggest bonus is introducing TREVOR SLATTERY.

Love that guy.

07.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Rescuers and its sequel are perfectly charming little movies.

07.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think 2 is a good movie that has some pacing issues and is clearly a bit rushed, but it is clearly having a lot of fun seemingly doing four or five Iron Man stories at once.

07.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually have never been a huge fan of Iron Man 3 but rewatched it on a whim and it's better than I remember it, although I still think the ending is kind of jumbled.

07.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they're worth watching if you're interested in film as a medium! Like, I don't think either of them are really great, but I think both of them have lots of good elements and they're not bad. It's interesting to see how Marvel approached these things when it wasn't a sure shot.

07.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't speak for Figs, but I really liked Love and Thunder; I felt like it properly should be the end of the Thor movies, honestly, and a good capstone to the running theme of Thor trying to figure out who he actually is amidst everything.

07.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I rewatch Age of Ultron I remember that it has a bunch of scenes I like. It doesn't have a plot I like and those scenes never really coalesce into a movie, so that's a problem, but there are so many fun moments.

07.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE AGONY AND THE IRONY, IT'S KILLING ME

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear the voices in my head - I swear to God, it sounds like they're snoring.

07.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never understood why people lionize the original and dislike the sequel; the sequel is a bit less horrific, but the horror of the original feels a lot more forced and just weird compared to the more open comedy.

07.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Multiverse of Madness is a lot of fun! I enjoyed it a lot.

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0