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@isolinearchip

Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic

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In the zone feeling yourself and then you suddenly snap to awareness like OH NOOOOO

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember in middle school explaining that Voyager was the Star Trek that was the most aware of its pulp space opera roots, so when the Captain Proton stuff came around (and the Delta Flyer with its analog switches) I felt SO vindicated

13.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I brought an entire actual bookshelf full of books into class as like a salesman's sample, which was a fatal mistake as in the process I was telling everyone that I owned these fucking books and they were in my bedroom

13.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In HS civics class we had to make a fake business and do a presentation about it and mine was a used bookstore that sold nothing but pulpy golden age sci-fi novels and I rambled on for 20 straight mins about how great these books are to a stone-faced audience, what I'm saying is I'm ready for this

13.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously though, did they stop selling the Polar seltzer because I haven't been able to find it and this might be a major situation

13.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This took me out

IG real_timmeadows β€œSo many roles, I barely remember them.”

13.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 894 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 55

My cat's two favorite foods are cheetos and salmon lox. I got a cat evolved to live in a deli

13.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

("4K Ultra HD" on something from 1942 feels wrong)

13.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Gets Drafted β€” Disney WWII cartoon, restored
Donald Gets Drafted β€” Disney WWII cartoon, restored YouTube video by Coconut Press

The one where he gets drafted and spends the war peeling potatoes because it's all he's good at was, no joke, my first exposure to WWII as a little kid. The second was Wolfenstein 3D

13.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad borrowing the beater you drove in high school and listening to whatever CD you've left in it and then coming back like "this was good, tell me more..." What an experience

13.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Benjamin Franklin would 100% have printed a woodcut version of this in his paper

13.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom would get really into it

13.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Communion (1989, dir. Philippe Mora)

13.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's like adding the square footage of a storage unit two towns over to a house listing. How is that legit??

13.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Splice in footage of Crow's eyes burning out of his skull

12.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be honest, I was scrolling really fast and thought this was Joel

12.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just did a search for this guy because I needed to see him agaiun

12.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand the general forward progress but sometimes I'll be in a meeting abt rollout and training on something new and complex that boils down to "making a phone call" and like what're we really gaining here? Congrats on reinventing "make phonecall on phone" from 1st and much fiddlier principles

12.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

doge really did select hires on the basis of "too young to understand that they will likely have personal legal liability" didn't they

12.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1507 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12

Thank you to the people and groups bringing this lawsuit, and to the interviewer for some very satisfying lines of questioning

12.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW their relationship, both professional and personal, ended up being between two mature adults who weren't interested in drama or silliness. The movie isn't anything new, but it knows that and keeps itself fresh by leaving out all the bullshit

12.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It knew exactly what it wanted to do and it did it well. Best Picture? No of course not. Good picture? Yes.

12.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boardwalk Empire is one of those shows where I just didn't care about 90% of the characters for most of it, but Stephen Root's weird prissy southern assassin opportunist was absolutely in the 10%. He immediately improves whatever he's in

12.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay so we have a problem that needs to be solved in days for the global economy not to seize up. What if we gathered the largest tanker truck fleet in the world and sent them all barreling toward a tiny Omani fishing village that’s suddenly the biggest commercial port in the world? Could that work?

12.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 1166 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 17

I want to know why the icons are something you'd find on like a Bob the Builder knockoff aimed at 5yo boys

12.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every person alive in 1995 independently thought of this joke and used it once, realized it was weak, and never thought about it again. Even my dad, who will drive a pun into the ground at the barest opportunity, recognized it wasn't that good and dropped it

12.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is a child-like naivety to the way business leaders approach sociopolitical problems that would be really sweet if it wasn't coming from the leader of a company with 30,000 employees and 3 billion dollars in revenue

12.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 4163 πŸ” 602 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 32
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Greeting from Smokey Hill Army Air Field, Salina, Kansas Postcard
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#SmokyHillArmyAirField #SalinaKansas #ArmyAirForces #WorldWarIIAviation #MilitaryAirfield #CurtTeich #Postcard #VintagePostcard #AviationHistory #KansasHistory #Avgeek

12.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone get Samuel Pepys on the phone, surely he can fix this

12.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0