Guys I turned my shower on to the hottest setting and walked away for a minute, and when I came back I heard the Mario Wii volcano theme ominously emanating from the pipes
do you guys think its okay for me to hop in the shower or should i turn it down a bit
Math fact: There is an inverse correlation between the number of unkempt 1800s-era prospectors with grey beards and dirty overalls laughing maniacally while pulling a railway switch, and the probability your train reaches its destination.
If they ever do another Kanto remake, they should turn the Game Corner into an arcade. Trading coins for prizes still makes sense. Someone "lost it all" at the Game Corner? That's Pacman Fever, not a gambling addiction. And the Gambler trainer class just needs to be changed to Gamer.
#Pokemon
Defendant: "I plead the fifth."
Judge: "Make a Constitution saving throw."
Who would win?
The entire military might of an interdimensional occupational force that defeated earth in seven hours and has been draining its resources for 20 years
OR
Some physicist with a beard and crowbar
A poster that says "Go on a date with Sid! He's only one call away!" depicting Sid the Sloth from Ice Age at a romantic dinner as if he's some handsome catch of a man.
Found this on campus...
Gaming's biggest liars and traitors:
Ken Penders
Sean Murray
Todd Howard
Nate Simpson
👇 Who did I miss?
Here's a weird git commit message I wrote today that makes no sense out of context.
"Bonus egg rolls support two-digit quantities"
A hilariously easy AI generated quiz on YouTube, asking what CPU stands for.
YouTube must think I'm stupid or something
I had a dream that instead of YouTube disabling the dislike count they disabled the like count, and you could only see the dislikes... Like bro could you imagine 💀
Konqi, the mascot of KDE Plasma, waves to you!
My SSD failed last week, and I figured, why bother reinstalling Windows? Day 4 of switching to Arch Linux with KDE Plasma and never looking back. Runs like a feather, no bloatware, everything is so developer-friendly and straightforward... I already packaged a map editor I use for the AUR. So easy!
Monsters At Work is worthy of its namesake.
Another year older and wondering what life has in store
Picture of Lego building instructions. A piece that is 3 knobs long has a step in which it is placed across 4 knobs. #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #devjoke #software #programming #Code #programmers
Programmer: "Just read the documentation"
The documentation:
No one is talking about the fact that this lady paid presumably full ticket price for her Shuckle to have its own airplane seat?
The sun is wasting so much power. They should only turn it on at night when it's dark 🙄😒
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Dear Netflix users - there are a lot more streaming services out there that deserve your monetary support much more than Netflix does.
