"How the fuck does Algebra work?" - Me, age 36
11.03.2026 16:01
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"How the fuck does Algebra work?" - Me, age 36
Another banger classic from Carol!
Hell yeah
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Penn State Basketball in the B1G tournament, let's go!
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I hereby assert skeet independence in perpetuity under USC 4.20.69 . My skeets are my own.
I'll say yes.
When he gets flickered he brings the sexy back.
Reed Blankenship and I share a birthday but now he's not an Eagle anymore so I'm taking my birthday back.
"Begging your pardon, Master Yoda, Sir, but this soup could use a might pinch of salt, I have some from The Shire." - Samwise Gamgee
This one goes right into the highdeas note, folks.
"Made with swamp mud, it is."
Bad soup argument: it was made in a swamp by a thousand year old man
Good soup argument: yoda's been making Dagobah soup for like 23 years he's got to know how to make good soup.
Do you think the soup that Yoda was making Luke for dinner was good soup or do you think it was bad soup?
Need some "I Did That" stickers for when gas hits $13 a gallon.
This joke is gonna do numbers at work.
America $250/Barrel
Jesus, you really screwed up.
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Unalive Me
My friend made the insane choice to ask the group chat if it was weird to buy 25 pounds of frozen mangos and now he's going to be called "Mango Guy" for the rest of eternity.
"Does the space shuttle plush come with the external fuel tank and SRBs?"
"No it does not but thank you for that question I have never gotten that one before."
Begging the Arena team for a "Yeah, a little too Raph" emote.
This post is about Daylight Savings of course but it's also so dumb how Joey can just top deck a Time Wizard and declare that it can do anything.
Remove a creature? Wipe the board? Buff a creature? Yes to all.
Yu-Gi-Oh TV show game rules are bullshit in the best of ways.
Oh to be a male shark eaten by a female shark.
Hey pal go fuck yourself.
"Get AI powered insights about the upcoming Penn State and Rutgers basketball game."
No thanks, extremely unnecessary.
The "I've abandoned my boy" scene has been memed to death but damn it's so good.
There Will Be Blood O'Clock
