an emergency alert system but to let everyone know when i’m in one of my “moods”

Look, I may appear friendly…but I’m the smartass to your dumbass.

As long as the pride flag causes outrage we need pride.

Enlightenment is just realizing that no one actually knows what the fuck they’re doing.

It took over a month but the tiny art is finally gone🤣

Just because you didn't ask here let me show you lmao

Wordle 1,725 2/6*

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The dogs are like, "I dunno man, they've been feeding us like an hour early for days and hell if I'm going to say anything"

I just wordled in 2 like a boss.

Send lawyers, guns, and money, and sunscreen, and maybe some personal wipes

Oh man, you know how to woo a girl don't you?! I might just have to take you up on that...

You're so kind😊🩷I don't need any jewelry stuff right now- I actually just bought a grab bag at the thrift store. But I'm always down! Always ask! Thank you!!

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Pie tin holds three vintage porcelain dolls, three cap guns, three tiny plastic groomsmen, three tiny plastic bridesmaids in blue ball gowns, a small plastic bride in a while ball gown, four small plastic babies, and a strand of pearls.

Today's haul looks like a recipe for a Dateline episode

It all good. My city isn't on fire and my family is safe and accounted for so

Yep

I just paid $74 US Dollars for 14 (fourteen) gallons of regular gasoline.

It's earthquake weather

I need to stop comparing myself to so many accomplished and talented people and remind myself that while I may be a hack, I once successfully ushered a possum out of my kid’s hockey bag

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

Tits out for International Women’s Day, m’ladies.

That's so sweet🥹😍

The struggle is real not to show off and tell you that I Wordled in two this morning.

Sometimes I would chat with the bus driver, which mostly meant I just listened

I sometimes miss taking the bus. Making myself so small that I'd become part of the seat, staring out of the window searching for what I never knew, becoming invisible, becoming nothing and everything. Riding all the way to the end so not to miss a thing.

I'm kinda low key bummed that my gps mapping apps assume that I will speed

Grandma was a hottie and you should totally find out who that fierce woman is🤍

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These are fantastic

The thing about shopping for dressy shirts when you’re my age is asking yourself Am I OK with looking a decade older?