Drafts: I'm the only one with a leg muscle. When you look good for no reason it's something spirit. Butty. Mrs. Weird is my mom. Mrs. Normal is my wife. gnomes have many ideas and some of them are successful.
yeah i think this feature has been really helpful for me
Sticker of a fictional ace tarot card that says “fuck of you” with middle finger coming from the heavens
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while we're thinking about Hegseth this week, Pirro is still on her bullshit every day, all day long. And Miller, and RFK jr and Dr Oz and Ka$h and on and on and on. It's an entire galaxy of constant malevolent incompetence.
finished my New Vegas replay and... yep, still my favorite Fallout game, absolutely holds up
still went with the NCR ending, given our current tech overlords I sure as shit don't trust Robert House to have anyone's best interest in mind but his own
boys are hiding this from you
cold suckin breakfast oatmeal out of a concert flutists concert flute while hes down at the joe convenience. should'nt have left your oats out otherf{%cker. #oatmeal. talking about your flute soloist ass is going to ensconce me into your home like im not hungry at 10:45am. mapo syrup
Movie marquee showing three different films names together so that they seem like a single sentence kind of That sentence reads "Pirates Knocked Up Shrek"
I thought it was a donkey
Operation Epic Fury is a stupid name but also an obvious fumble because it's so easy for the haters (me) to insult them by calling it Operation Epic Fail. it's like naming your kid Holden Cox and sending them to public school
I probably wouldn't read it.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, “the humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, “we can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.
An effective long term strategy for those who care about independent and credible news would be to fund nonprofits to enable nonpartisan journalism. We can see where CNN is going, we need more ProPublicias.
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"I'll miss the rain. The world smells better during and after. But especially before, because you know it's coming. Better get the fuck outta my way."
This is the final line of the movie, delivered in noir-style voiceover.
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
Can this be a solution?
screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky: Greg Pak thunder in brooklyn Susan Rinkunas thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes CHOAM: Spaceknight people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot
Look the feed made a poem
The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.
They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!
Turning the world over to madmen. That is what is happening. Madmen.
What is this dipshittery?
*paying $5 a gallon for gas*
I'm making money!
Narrator: The Straits, in fact, were in Dire shape.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
This is the reality of what AI companies want for the future: where EVERYONE is unable to function without relying on them for "intelligence as a utility."
In order for them to sell this to us, they need to convince us our brains are never creative, interesting, able enough.
RAMIREZ, SECURE THE BURGER KING AT THE TIP OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ.
I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs
The new Frizzle looks like she wants to tell you the Good News about Jesus
I think I solved it.
Oh, and did I mention that Rubio's bestie took millions from Venezuela's state-run oil company, and then paid out a convicted Cali cartel cocaine trafficker? And the Rupert Murdoch of Caracas?
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Pennywise's shitty brother:
