Facebook occasionally tries to sell me one for my house. Ah yes - I’d LOVE a scalding tap. Sign me up!
12.03.2026 08:45
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Oh God I hate those things
12.03.2026 08:45
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Well. I am in Blackpool. Possibly for no apparent reason. We shall see.
Certainly won’t be doing the Viennese Waltz
12.03.2026 08:43
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Why is your kitchen foggy?
11.03.2026 21:40
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Jim Henson made that
11.03.2026 21:37
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Oh dont worry - Facebook is already doing that…. 😫
11.03.2026 21:35
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Whats holding that up? Are they… underwired pants?! 😫
11.03.2026 21:02
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Yes! I think THEY’RE the masterpieces
11.03.2026 20:59
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Well you two better not plan to share a Premier Inn room any time soon… I predict a falling out…
11.03.2026 20:52
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Being horrible was kind of her whole schtick
11.03.2026 20:43
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Sorry - what? Really? 😫. Must have completely missed that.
11.03.2026 20:41
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Not Hull then…
11.03.2026 20:39
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Nina Myskow - Wikipedia
Spelled Myskow. 80s personality…
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11.03.2026 20:37
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Stylish AND practical
11.03.2026 20:36
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What happened to her. She used to be everywhere
11.03.2026 20:35
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Hmm… have we hit upon a low energy air conditioning solution for hot summer months?… just hang loo seats in front of an ordinary fan in all your ground floor rooms… 🤔
11.03.2026 20:32
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Oh enough of that. You look great. And it was a date at Ikea FFS. You can do better than 15 meatballs and free coffee refills.
Onwards and upwards. Also that is a very nice dress.
11.03.2026 20:28
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Oh I remember that. What a KÜNT.
11.03.2026 20:27
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That’d be nice. Where do you suppose they are? Could be Hull
11.03.2026 20:25
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My favourite kind of
11.03.2026 20:24
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Struggling to think of any… except that heat rises so maybe nearer floor level is colder on ground floor?
It just seemed a natural state of things when you mentioned it…
11.03.2026 20:23
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I think downstairs toilet seats are ALWAYS colder.
11.03.2026 20:11
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I hadn’t thought about it til you mentioned it, but I think I like your orange things best. Whether foxes, squirrels or traffic cones.
11.03.2026 20:10
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Imagine being like that ALL the time for the first twenty years of adulthood. Congratulations! You’re a man!
11.03.2026 20:09
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If a third floor joins in you KNOW they’re deliberately winding you up…
11.03.2026 16:45
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Was looking at TGV between Paris and Italy for ‘reasons’ - could get a one way ticket next day for about £30.
When I look at European rail I get a small sense of what our American friends must feel looking at our Health Service
11.03.2026 13:35
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Well, I don’t disagree. But there have to be powerful reasons we do almost everything the US tells us to. As every PM does it… Its simply more glaring now with an obvious despot in charge.
11.03.2026 13:30
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Here’s a curious thing - when you catch a train in Europe they DON’T smell faintly of sewage.
11.03.2026 11:43
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Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re an odd choice of public figure to pick for this type of scam… 😂
11.03.2026 10:59
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Literally every UK PM since Suez has fallen into lockstep with the US, even where it’s threatened their standing personally. Do we REALLY think that was always a preferred choice?
If we ever got a PM Polanski I would be fascinated to see what power he ACTUALLY finds he has when he gets there.
11.03.2026 10:56
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