blueanon shaman

i don't think it's a moral obligation to support a war criminal because the other candidate would oversee ethnic cleansing in a more overtly racist fashion, personally

did he wear a hard hat at any point? what did he have for lunch

consent manufacturing machine so starved for content they're now running 'head of state visits factory, does photo-op'

As a matter of fact...

I was briefed, Hogseth briefed me, he was very sober also. Hegseth. Mhm. Not a handsome name but loves his job, when he's not, you know. (Makes a gesture that's probably supposed to be about drinking but is just 'call me' done wrong) So. We know all about the Iranian creeper cells, we have the 411.

INCOMING PEDANTIC CONSTRUCTS. SUMMONING INFORMATION WARRIORS TO IDEATIC SPACE

i'm not like the other people drawn into far-right ideology. i did it because i'm stupid

Folks, please. It's so obvious - we get the oil to the part on the left and load it into a gigantic fountain that blasts it in a big stream on the other side. Then you can just catch it with bowls!

tho now i'm wondering why because the real one isn't really any better lightbrd.com/Glinner/stat...

i mean it does say 'grok' at the bottom

'hey lois, remember when i went completely unhinged over trans people and burned down my successful career as a comedy writer'

genuinely amazing comments section

420sajjad: Are schools in America only used for shooting?

Saw this comment on a map of Americans' pitiful attempts to locate Iran

unless you meant stalin in which case same

what, so he would have started it in a folksier manner

there's a hole in the menzone layer and men are disintegrating. it's tragic

I’m deeply unwell. Tell your friends!

the tragedy is that while the western construct of 'taoism' bears nearly no resemblance to any form of daoism ever practised in china, it is almost 1:1 with stoicism (the actual school, not the online nazi brand). if white taoists just presented themselves as neo-stoics there wouldn't be a problem

new ai app ingests a book or a movie and outputs a video of an illiterate youtube person badly explaining its plot points. the video is somehow longer than it would have taken to read the book or watch the movie

i understand what you were trying to say perfectly well. i disagree with it because it's wrong

i don't think you understand the metaphor (what would be the contrary? implying the two statements that we're saying aren't equivalent are the same, hence no gulf?) but then you do seem to be stupid, so

you would believe there's a tiny man inside every car making it go if it was sold to you as 'iteratively designed mechano-electroic construct'. you are a cave man

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

you asked for 'simple language' and got the same mealy-mouthed vaguely correct-sounding marketing speak that it always produces, making your post longer and less clear. by your own metrics that's petajoules wasted on something that can't even paraphrase your own thoughts back at you

it's not an accurate description or a description at all, it's some bullshit you made up that sounds cool to permanently 13-year old reddit users but means nothing

idk, does the world produce enough coke for that

just heard a trans woman say she doesn’t enjoy lou reed. she just set us back 10 years and she cannot even begin to comprehend how fucked we are now because of this

your royal highness, sir, the time has come to feed this man into a wood chipper

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

Iran is the only country doing something about Epstein.