Dr. Buck

congrats to charlie kirk for 150 days of sobriety

Mark Spiegel after finishing the month +0.5%

$TSLA

jeff epsteins penis looked "like an egg"

"my gay dad taught me how to eat pussy" is either a very good post or a very bad one, there is no middle ground

I don't care if you've had your vaccine

Been deported

lol get rekt idiot

repostin dis

the new york times got woke smh

I am a conservative now, in that I think being a grown man spending eight hours a day publicly complaining about the hotness of video game women should be met with shame, contempt, and disdain by the rest of society.

"but i am le epic bacon man!!!! you love my rockets!" elon musk pleads to the bloodthirsty crowd as they shove him towards the gallows

Big congratulations to the winner of the 2024 Finance Charlatan of the Year @BillAckman!

2nd Place: Besties trio of @chamath @jason @DavidSacks

3rd Place: @saylor

#FCOTY

Luigi 'Pizzapasta' Mangione is just the new Hogwart's exchange student from Sicily

my back sure does hurt
maybe huberman can help?
just one mcfrosty

this is what happens when your older but shorter brother names a plumbing/rescue business after his first name for some reason, completely invalidating all your contributions, such as catching ghosts with a vacuum and grunting while jumping, his little legs still kicking as if trying to run on air

i shoulda figured it was an italian

a hobby lobby manager lies on the floor next to the register, in a pool of his own blood. next to him, an open notebook titled "customer complaint log, store #4657"

three spent bullet casings lie on the ground, each inscribed with a single handwritten word

"live"
"laugh"
"love"

haha maybe i can replace my $120k bank salary (pre benefits) by making bad tweets to my 7k followers

lol the JPM nazi is posting through it on twitter

(his linkedin has been deleted)

This isn't the real Chaya btw since the account is posting on Shabbat

lmao, incredible work o7

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I identified the X user who went viral on Tuesday with a rant about how his daughters are rude to him even though he “let[s] them vote how they wish”. His name is Ernest Bootsma, and he’s a lawyer in Portland, OR who specializes in “Social Media” and cannabis law, among other things.

incel woman who can't consummate an arranged marriage spends all of Thanksgiving posting about homos, many such cases

your fiance left you because you are disgusting trash lmao

on the one hand, a truly nasty H5N1 strain would be the boomer remover that covid was supposed to be but on the other hand, i am starting to doubt if we will even get new vaccines in the future so i guess i am hoping that pig farms have a very good stretch of luck and avoid avian flu strains

i'm ok with the ccp knowing how much i enjoy dino shaped chicken nuggets

building a new ETF to track the trump trade, this is a brilliant idea i just invented no one else take it

just take out another ppp loan to fund it, allison

this is my lesbian aunt barbra after we told her there's no more riesling in the fridge on thanksgiving

new super heavy landing spot identified

fuck you