Observation: When I recite Trump tweets and quotes, more people are somehow interested in following me. When I focus on what matters - less.
News is not entertainment.
Following is not the point at all, regardless, pls consume actual real news that inform you and allow you to make wiser decisions
🎶 if you like Pina Coladas... 🎶
Fucking bastards just all the way around
lol fr
If he feels it in his butthole the war ends in 30 seconds 🤡
*prescription medication disclaimer voice speed-reading the disclaimers* side effects may include permanent impairment, premature death, and bankruptcy
The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat *insert ABC Wide World of Sports clip here*
I can't say the same for over here, sadly
All in service of Yertle the Turtle
I wonder if Whiskey Pete has a braincell left to consider that everyone living in Iran sees that, not just "the regime". Vision so blurry he can't even see the tip of his nose
Haha Bolton, committed, ha
The additional cost of ONE fossil fuel price spike on the scale of 2022 = the ENTIRE COST of Net Zero by 2050. We get precisely nothing in return for the first cost, and a whole new, more secure and cheaper energy system from the second one.
#NoBrainer
www.theccc.org.uk/2026/03/11/c...
Millie Bobby Brown riding atop a crab of purples that closely matches her outfit.
celebs hailing crabs instead of cabs: thread
Really adds to the horrible, don't you think
Yep
For a bit further context for passersby this was a private land eyesore directly adjacent to and plainly visible from I-65 in the southern part of Nashville, and (as reactionary shitheels are also often cheapskates) made of fiberglass
Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.
“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
It's okay, I've seen Wargames. We just have to get Grok to play tic tac toe
This fucking guy doesn't remember a bunch of us grew up between the 1950's and 1991
brb just going to scrub out my brainpan with a toothbrush
This is in response to the bill being proposed in Congress from the men trying to “ensure women’s safety” with the abortion pill.
What a post to wake up to
Window display featuring books that are wrapped with clues about what they're like, which you buy to read without actually knowing what it is.
File Under: magnificent idea
crude photoshop of a zeppelin airlifting an oil tanker
can this be a solution?
Only if the zeppelins are filled with hydrogen
there was never any fucking pretense. i wrote in goddamn *2016* about how early MAGA guys like mike cernovich pushed ideas like "Date rape does not exist."
give me a fucking break with this shit. www.mediamatters.org/lou-dobbs/fo...
one of the things that sucks about this website is we can't sarcastically suggest that we build a big tunnel under the strait of hormuz and then have elon musk unironically advocate for it
Over to you, Archimedes of Syracuse.
PSA: New York City is the best possible grouping of American people
Everybody involved should be spaced
