ALL HAIL THE MYSTERIOUS GAP (she/her)

Like why is the media trying to start shit? Shut up Chris Collingsworth

Eagles /Lions = serving punt

i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”

basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.

i feel that with my dad.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

What am I missing with AJ Brown’s comments? Sounded like he said the offense shouldn’t depend on the defense to cover up their lack of scoring/offense.

Go birds 🦅 dh

excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow

Which hot, socialist nerd will step up to be the Zohran of Philadelphia?

"tonight the people have spoken, and they want the means of production. I intend to deliver it into their hands"

Me but not a lawyer

for a game that does not involve philadelphia, this one involves a lot of philadelphia

“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made"

- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

If you’re watching the game in Pennsylvania, again, you just saw a couple depend on a groundhog to be the person who brings the tickets because they cannot, the two humans cannot be trusted to bring the tickets to a game.

two frames: - first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?" - second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

I wanted the Mariners to win, but good job HOFFDADDY.

just to break down the profoundly degraded discursive state we're in
PROTESTORS: the president is not a king! no kings in this country!
PRESIDENT: [posts video of self in crown, shitting on citizens]
PRESIDENT'S FRIEND: there is a king. King Jesus
NOBODY IN PRESS ROOM: you've missed the point

Guac is the only correct answer. He has ascended!

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I’m ready to blow things up, keeping our core (Turner, Sanchez, Harper, Schwarber) and going balls to the wall.

Sal Frelick looking crazed with baseball in his glove

Sal Frelick shrugging like “whaaa?”

When your wife walks in on you at 1:39 a.m. halfway through demolishing a box of Nilla Wafers and after she tells you she bought them specifically to make banana pudding for a housewarming party the next day

oh, it’s still fuck christopher columbus by the way

So we’re doing Topper again next year. What poor choices do you anticipate he’ll make next year?

FOX 12 Oregon facebook post screenshot. Headline reads "Latest Updates: 2 more arrested near Portland ICE facility Saturday." Picture shows people outsid the ICE facility in blow-up costumes, L-R: Squidward, Mr. Potato Head, not sure but it's a diapered person in a trucker hat, Garfield, again not sure, banana, lobster

Portland is showing the way. Hail Portland

I have such a hard time discriminating MTG and TMG

Phillies is trash