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This is how AI will destroy humanity: not because AI becomes super intelligent but because humanity becomes super unintelligent.

13.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not a 'one chart to explain everything about British politics' guy, but if I were this would be the chart. You will notice the Chancellor's pre-election strategy, 'I would simply Do A Growth', has not had an effect.

13.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Props to anyone who tries to be stylish in Ireland once I wore a beret to a funeral and some guy shouted "Alright Super Ra-io"

11.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
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Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?

07.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1767 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 47
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Building on my General Election Prediction App, I thought it might be fun to build an app that allows you to look at UK constituencies in a bunch of cool ways. So this app doesn't turn polls into seats. It looks at seats as they are.

livedataoxford.shinyapps.io/Constituency...

Quick thread 1/n

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine β€” no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine β€” no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

07.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 869 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9

Seven, if you include the blackberry and iPhone on the second row. I like to age myself by admitting my first mobile had red LEDs for a screen #StarTAC4life

07.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The idea the North Sea is some great goldmine waiting to be tapped is entirely at odds with reality.

07.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 371 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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Meanwhile, Spain's massive investment in renewables is paying dividends now: with prices for Spanish industry and consumers low and stable compared with other European economies.

www.ft.com/content/ac77...

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1448 πŸ” 624 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 68
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The rates market deeply dislikes $90 oil

great chart by @raydouglas.bsky.social

Global bonds slump as Iran war upsets rate-cut bets
www.ft.com/content/d0b4...

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was β€œyour piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 4529 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 57
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17226 πŸ” 6008 πŸ’¬ 517 πŸ“Œ 493
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Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

04.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 3636 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 80
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If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

03.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 3978 πŸ” 1284 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 134
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This chart shows how much crude oil from the Gulf heads to China, with comparatively little to Europe (including the UK).

*However*, if you look at oil *products* – refined from crude – UK gets a QUARTER of its oil products imports from the Gulf, and in total 15% of oil products consumed.

03.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

This volatility isn’t new - the spike takes us back to where we were in May 2025 and [checks notes] January 2026…

03.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also it’s spiked to less that 10% more than it was in May 2025 or January 2026…

03.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am starting to wonder if people who spend a lot of time talking to LLMs lose their stamina for actual critical analysis because they're so used to having their own priors reflected back at them in the guise of another's voice.

03.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 936 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 20

one way to tell something is not very important to Jamie Dimon is that he's asking the government to do it

02.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Before today, no F-15 had been shot down in more than 35 years β€” since January 19, 1991, during the Persian Gulf War.

Before today, the U.S. had never had more than one aircraft shot down by friendly fire in a single day, let alone three.

02.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1996 πŸ” 612 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 48

Dan, I'm happy to announce you have passed the vital customary insults section of the UK citizenship test with flying colours, bravo @dankaszeta.bsky.social

01.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Its genuinely mad that we are, arguably, the most successful multicultural state on earth and instead of celebrating that we...

...keep trying to copy nations who have very evidently done worse at it than us

01.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 9

In order to understand UK politics in 2026 you must realise that a plumber & plasterer doesn't represent the interests of the working class because she is left-wing but a wealthy broadcaster & former academic does represent the interests of the working class because he is right-wing. Hope this helps

01.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1772 πŸ” 469 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 3

The ridiculous extension of the wait for settled status isn't about putting up barriers to arrival, it's about putting up barriers to integration for people who have already been here for years. It's agreeing with Farage that these people should be treated with suspicion - and leaving it at that.

28.02.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 369 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

Matt Goodwin is Adrian Mole after he's been on Facebook for twenty years.

27.02.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Nationally, Labour is losing twice as many voters to Greens and Lib Dems as they are to Reform. (John Curtice on BBC)

27.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 46
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In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator...
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26.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1558 πŸ” 516 πŸ’¬ 528 πŸ“Œ 878

None of these are fake…

26.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The German government is now legislating a new plan allowing firms to take up to 1.5% fees. 1 point 5 per cent.

The Swedish standard funds take ... 0.07%.

26.02.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe a guy who doesn't believe in school would use a metaphor that doesn't make any sense

25.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1054 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 6