T-Rex: There was a time the only way to contact someone was by walking up and saying something in range of their face! Things were SIMPLE.
T-Rex: But then we got cocky!!
T-Rex: But then we got SO COCKY that we invented WRITING!
T-Rex: And suddenly people from all over could contact us, but at least they had to buy a stamp.
Dromiceiomimus: But then we invented emails! Fully electric mails!
T-Rex: And that was FREE, but at least they all came to one place. But then we invented DMs!
T-Rex: Now people can direct message us on approximately infinity different platforms!
Utahraptor: Eugh!
T-Rex: And I have neither the time nor inclination to be handling infinity things on infinity platforms! From now on, talk to me in real life, send me a text or an email, and that is IT. I'm done, Utahraptor! I'M DONE.
Utahraptor: Right there with you, bud!
T-Rex: ...Wait. Wait wait wait. Did Dromiceiomimus call emails "electric mails" earlier?
T-Rex: Because that's awesome and definitely what I'm calling them from now on??
writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??"
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11.03.2026 13:01
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Crazy fit, bro
11.03.2026 15:41
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This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
11.03.2026 01:56
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Line Dancing
Saturday, March 14 at 7:00pm
Join us for Line Dancing on Saturday (March 14)!
10.03.2026 15:45
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Latin Nights
2nd Friday of each month
Lesson @ 9:15pm with Joe Figueroa
Dancing 10pm-10am
Next Event March 13th
with DJ Rumbero
Join DJ Rumbero on Friday (March 13) for Latin Night!
10.03.2026 15:44
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
10.03.2026 14:34
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What the actual fuck is wrong with people?
10.03.2026 05:37
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The state won't fund a replacement building for Gauger, which has no windows but does allow rain to fall through the roof. If we just stopped bombing brown people for like 3 hours, we could have enough money to replace that building.
Just an absolutely insane waste of public money.
06.03.2026 20:02
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It's not so much the absolute largeness, but the largeness compared to the pain of us here in Delaware.
For example, the _entire_ Christina School District budget (including a couple special programs) is a little over $400M. Just 12 hours of this war covers our entire yearly budget.
06.03.2026 20:02
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I'm 55, and I didn't really understand until the past decade that our entire support structure of checks-and-balances was held up by the honor system.
06.03.2026 18:06
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06.03.2026 14:10
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One less hour of war on Sunday. I guess that may be the only positive.
06.03.2026 18:39
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This is more than HALF of Delaware's entire YEARLY budget... in just 4 DAYS.
06.03.2026 18:56
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7308669440 bytes (7.3 GB, 6.8 GiB) copied, 30 s, 247 MB/s
0+111522 records in
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7308669440 bytes (7.3 GB, 6.8 GiB) copied, 467.941 s, 15.6 MB/s
Fun example of Linux buffering/caching.
I copied a boot image to a USB stick using `dd`, and it seemed to wrap up in 30 seconds (I then pressed enter a few times) but then sat there for 7 minutes. The first 30 seconds was just reading the file into RAM; the rest was actually writing it to disk.
06.03.2026 04:41
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feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined
05.03.2026 17:12
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I'll thank myself later...
sudo sh -c "truncate -s 0 /var/lib/docker/containers/**/*-json.log"
05.03.2026 19:32
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You're absolutely rightβthat was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leadersβthey were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
05.03.2026 04:51
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U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle
U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle https://theonion.com/u-s-military-announces-plan-to-consolidate-all-wars-in-1824018300/
04.03.2026 16:00
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Full page "ad" in The Onion for "60 Minutes":
"Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates."
04.03.2026 03:17
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kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it
04.03.2026 02:51
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
28.02.2026 16:09
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Cover art for βBeetle Moses: a Comics Menagerieβ, the debut comic collection from beetle moses.
My debut book of comics is officially LIVE for PREORDER!
03.03.2026 15:48
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I enjoyed it! We're starting to really see Vash's impact on everyone, and at the same time, we're seeing Knives's organization fall apart, especially through Elendira's questioning of his motives.
02.03.2026 06:57
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Pop-up Latin Night
Sunday, March 1st
Dancing 4pm-7pm
Join us immediately following our day of workshops!
With DJ JoeRilla
Cover $10
Just $5 if you attended the workshops!
Take The Lead Dance Studio
Pop-up Latin dance social after the workshops today!
01.03.2026 14:31
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βdirect your anger at trump not the democratsβ buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
01.03.2026 02:36
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This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? Weβll talk to some liars after this break.
01.03.2026 00:23
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[P] Decades later, David Rees still hits distressingly accurately.
28.02.2026 20:19
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one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you
28.02.2026 17:33
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