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Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

11.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 5827 πŸ” 714 πŸ’¬ 567 πŸ“Œ 120
donald trump post on truth social:

If the Protoss have put out any photon cannons in our base, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason photon cannons were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to the Protoss will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Terran capabilities deployed against the Zerg to permanently eliminate any drones or probes attempting to place photon cannons in our base. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

donald trump post on truth social: If the Protoss have put out any photon cannons in our base, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason photon cannons were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to the Protoss will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Terran capabilities deployed against the Zerg to permanently eliminate any drones or probes attempting to place photon cannons in our base. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

10.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 751 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2
its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1265 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 34
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cryptid

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Last time I saw Nine Inch Nails I had the closest spot possible (against the stage in an area I don’t think we were supposed to be in). This time I got the furthest seat possible (against the back wall). Here’s a comparison of what both look like. I’ll report back which is better

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20

09.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 11
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15972 πŸ” 5267 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 27
Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Fox News video of President Trump welcoming home the coffins of fallen soldiers this weekend

08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1840 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2

what is a gaming bed. mankind has created horrors beyond imagination

08.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The next second: piccolo kicks Gohan like 30 meters. The shot is unspeakably beautiful

08.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Charismatic megafauna

Charismatic megafauna

stavros halkias

07.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Condoleezza Rice was just seen walking into the White House, according to reporters on X

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 405

Write a haiku about peanuts

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AI has about the same accuracy as asking your dad a question. Sometimes he knows and sometimes he'll make something up just to fuck with you

06.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

call me jΓΆrmungandr with the way i keep the world safe by sucking my own dick

04.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

β€œDeducing a Tome’s Content via its Bindings” lmfao

03.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Claude is like ChatGPT’s Wario. Like how Slack is to Microsoft Teams

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JD Vance: "There's just no way that Donald Trump is gonna allow this country to get into a multiyear conflict with no end in sight"

03.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1013 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 298 πŸ“Œ 191
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all-timer sports graphic dropped

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Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”

02.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 3183 πŸ” 903 πŸ’¬ 683 πŸ“Œ 630

β€œI vant…to smoke…your veed.”

- weed dracula

02.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1232 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 8
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Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

02.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2227 πŸ” 301 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 61
Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 6726 πŸ” 1272 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

My friend grinds up leftover salad in a blender and calls it gazpacho soup

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The Biting Pear of Salamanca, a large pear bisected with a mouth, sporting an impressive set of chompers. The pear is on a grassy hill, with a river winding its way through the background. A tiny critter sits a few feet away with a camera on a tripod, preparing to take a picture.

The Biting Pear of Salamanca, a large pear bisected with a mouth, sporting an impressive set of chompers. The pear is on a grassy hill, with a river winding its way through the background. A tiny critter sits a few feet away with a camera on a tripod, preparing to take a picture.

@tkingfisher.com Happy 20th Anniversary to the Biting Pear!

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