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Vintage-style 1971 movie poster for GO GET CARLA. A glamorous blonde woman sits calmly in a dark leather armchair, holding a wine glass splashing red liquid as a bullet pierces the glass. A knife and a threatening “Die!” note are stuck in the chair behind her. Bold retro title above: GO GET CARLA.

GO GET CARLA [1971]

Elegant Londoner Carla (Imogen Hartley) moves to a quiet English village, expecting a tranquil life. But after accidentally pushing into the queue at the local post office, the villagers, much to her surprise and slight discomfort, decide she must die.

Vintage-style 1965 film poster for the fictional British comedy A Little Light Finger Work. A surprised woman with a 1960s beehive hairstyle and mod dress sits on top of a grand piano, her mouth open in shock. A man in a suit sits at the piano with his back to the viewer, playing the keys between her legs. Large pink bubble lettering reads “A Little Light Finger Work.” Above it, white text reads “Imogen Hartley – Tickling your ivories in…” The poster has faded colours and distressed creases to resemble an aged cinema poster. Credits read “Peterson Leigh presents” and “Directed by Lawson Mack.”

A LITTLE LIGHT FINGER WORK [1965]

Unlucky in love, Linda begins a romance with a charming pianist known for his delicate touch on the ivories. Unfortunately he’s also a master jewel thief with plans to steal her boss’s priceless diamond collection. Hilarity ensues.

It was not my intention to write again for a while but …

Blame me being stuck in 1970s & 80s for movie poster reasons

Vintage-style movie poster in deep red tones titled “The Ruby Postcard.” A blonde woman dominates the left side of the image, head tilted back with mouth open, pulling apart a torn red blouse to reveal a large red “S” marked on her chest. The poster has a distressed, worn texture like an aged 1970s print. On the upper right is a cream title panel reading “Peterson Leigh presents The Ruby Postcard,” with credits for starring Isabella Pembroke and directed by Lawson Mack. On the right side, bold text reads: “She’s about to experience life post mark.”

THE RUBY POSTCARD [1973]

When Carol forgets to bake a cake for the village fête, she tries to pass off a shop-bought one as her own.

The local villagers respond in a totally reasonable and proportionate manner: branding her with an “S” and sending regular death threats

Yes without any spoilers to the movie - the ghost is a deceased orthopaedic surgeon mansplaining her symptoms to him when all she wants to do is be left alone to sort it out herself

A massager

I did all the research to ensure I accurately depicted a massager one might use for aching joints or something

Vintage-style 1971 movie poster for Ghosts Annoy Her. The poster shows a blonde woman sitting up in bed, clutching the bedsheets with a startled expression, while a glowing translucent male ghost leans toward her, speaking urgently. The image has a faded greenish tint and distressed retro print texture. Large retro lettering at the top reads “Ghosts Annoy Her,” with the tagline: “Ghosts can talk to her… she just doesn’t want to listen.”

GHOSTS ANNOY HER [1971]

A supernatural comedy about a woman who can communicate with ghosts.

They want her help crossing over. She just wants some alone time.

(The groundbreaking ghost effects were achieved by throwing flour over the actors.)

Vintage-style 1979 erotic thriller poster titled The Triangle of Transgression. A blonde woman in a deep red dress sits on the floor, looking upward with an intense, almost devotional expression. She is framed between the legs of a man in dark pinstripe trousers and polished red shoes, his hands hanging at his sides. A faint geometric triangle outline surrounds the film’s title at the bottom. The colour palette is warm sepia and muted browns, with subtle distressed texture. At the top reads “Isabella Pembroke,” with side credits for Producer Peterson Leigh and Director Lawson Mack.

THE TRIANGLE OF TRANSGRESSION (1979) — A lonely woman joins a village orchestra as the triangle player and falls into a chaotic affair with a brooding trombonist and a flamboyant man with massive castanets.

Directed by Lawson Mack.

Vintage-style 1960s movie poster titled MEN! featuring a shocked blonde woman in a red dress holding a clothesline stretched between her hands. A small man hangs from the line with clothespins, standing upright in the centre. Text reads “Imogen Hartley is Peg in MEN!” with credits for a Peterson Leigh production directed by Lawson Mack. The poster has a distressed, faded paper texture, giving it an aged retro cinema look.

Imogen Hartley is Peg in
MEN! (1963)

A light-hearted romantic comedy produced by Peterson Leigh and directed by Lawson Mack.

It’s about sex.
But not officially.
You couldn’t talk about such stuff back then.

Vintage-style movie poster titled FROZENED. Tagline at the top reads, “Not For The First Time She Is On Thin Ice.” A glamorous blonde woman in a dark, fitted outfit sits cross-legged on a cracked “Warning: Frozen Lake” sign in the middle of an icy lake at dusk. Behind her stands a white llama, both reflected in the frozen water. Snowy trees line the horizon under a cold blue sky. The poster has a worn, folded-paper texture. Credits at the bottom read: Starring Isabella Pembroke, Produced by Peterson Leigh, Directed by Lawson Mack, Coming Soon.

FROZENED [1983]

After massacring a version of Total Eclipse Of The Heart & being finger banged by the photocopier, Janet leaves the Office party early, gets lost and finds herself adrift on an icy lake with only an alpaca for company

Not to be confused with Life Of Pi

Vintage-style 1979 movie poster titled ALL THAT CASH. A glamorous woman in a black leotard, bowler hat, fishnet tights and long gloves sits confidently on a throne made entirely of stacked banknotes, with loose money scattered around her feet. She crosses her legs and stares directly at the viewer with a cool, commanding expression. The background fades from green to gold with a distressed, aged-paper texture. The tagline reads: “She’s Dancing All The Way From The Bank.” Credits at the bottom list Isabella Pembroke, producer Peterson Leigh and director Lawson Mack.

ALL THAT CASH [1979]

Peterson Leigh wanted to make a musical . Lawson Mack wanted to make a heist movie. They compromised

Overworked and occasionally sexually harassed secretary Judith robs the bank she works at

Features the song “You Can’t Spell ‘Bankrupt’ Without ‘U’”

Vintage-style 1970s adventure movie poster titled “Take Me Up the North Passage.” At the top it reads “A Peterson Leigh Production.” The central image shows a glamorous woman in a fur-trimmed denim jacket and short shorts sitting on snow-covered rocks. She wears brown hiking boots and sunglasses, leaning back confidently with her head tilted upward. Behind her stands a rugged bearded man in a red plaid jacket and fur hat holding a rifle. A small wooden cabin and snow-covered mountain rise in the background. The names “Felicity Abernathy and Jack Mehoff” appear beneath the title, and “Directed by Lawson Mack” is printed at the bottom. The poster has visible fold lines and a faded, worn texture, giving it a retro 1970s pulp aesthetic.

TAKE ME UP THE NORTH PASSAGE [1974]

A romantic adventure. Grumpy hunter (Jack Mehoff) has to escort a socialite (Felicity Abernathy) to safety up the treacherous North Passage after she becomes trapped in a log cabin.

Filmed on location in a quarry in Slough

Vintage-style faux 1970s film poster titled “ANGSTY MOOR” in ornate cream serif lettering. A windswept woman in a long dark Victorian dress stands dramatically on a bleak moor, head thrown back toward a cloudy sky, her red hair whipping in the wind. Behind her, slightly out of focus, a man in an open white shirt leans back with his arms spread as if shouting at the heavens. The image has a sepia, distressed texture like an aged paperback cover. Credits at the bottom read: Starring Isabella Pembroke and Jack Mehoff, Produced by Peterson Leigh, Directed by Lawson Mack.

Producer Peterson Leigh and Director Lawson Mack set out to make an unofficial adaptation of Wuthering Heights in the mid-1970s.

Neither of them had read the book.

But they were confident they’d caught the gist.

Vintage-style 1980s exploitation movie poster titled “Air Hostess Fighter School.” A blonde woman in a black air hostess uniform with a red neck bow sits confidently on the wing of a passenger jet at sunset. She wears sheer black stockings and heels, her hair blowing in the wind. The sky behind her is filled with dramatic orange clouds and streaking missiles, suggesting aerial combat. The image has a distressed, folded VHS-era texture. Tagline at the top reads: “Welcome to the Slightly Precarious Zone.” Credits along the bottom list Isabella Pembroke, producer Peterson Leigh, and director Lawson Mack.

AIR HOSTESS FIGHTER SCHOOL [1986]

Originally conceived as a thoughtful drama about workplace misogyny.

Then Top Gun came out.

So they made a few adjustments.

I bet it did. Best of here than in the utter weirdness that is Twitter at the moment .

Absolute deranged behaviour

Vintage 1970s-style movie poster ‘WE FOUND LOVE IN A ROPELESS PLACE’ in bold orange letters at the top, with the subtitle ‘They fell… for each other’ below. The central image shows a young couple in retro attire—a man in a brown suit and a woman in a yellow floral dress—embracing and kissing passionately while standing together on a narrow ledge high on a massive rocky cliff face, with a sheer drop below and rugged desert-like mountains in the background. Credits at the bottom: ‘Produced by Peterson Leigh’ and ‘Directed by Lawson Mack.’ A playful pun on falling off a cliff and falling in love.”

Looking for a romantic movie on #ValentinesDay ?

The 70s movie “WE FOUND LOVE IN A ROPELESS PLACE”

After falling off a cliff during a work team building event and with no hope of rescue, Beryl and Derek decide they may as well fuck.

Life affirming. Heartwarming stuff

Oh I never knew that - to be honest their whole grift is so transparent. It’s done little for my faith in men and I can see how old people get scammed a lot tbh

VERSIONS OF HER reimagined as some sort of 1970s European Art House movie

Sound on but fair warning there is a snippet of sex sounds in it cos it’s a European Art House movie

May have had a slight word over a noncey school uniform pic that encouraged noncey comments from the lonely simps

I also forget I have a Bluesky account - anyway hope you’re good

Well I’m not but I’m am. If that makes any sense . Been stuck in a depressive episode for months and lost enthusiasm to write stuff and that

So to make myself feel better I was picking fights on Twitter

I mean good recovery but am I allowed to smugly giggle at your attempt at an entirely different word to get some letters and fuck all appeared?

Because January has lasted for 97 days I decided for no reason to make VERSIONS OF HER free to read on Kindle for the remaining days of this month

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Fragment d’elle IV: Echo by OfSelina | Redbubble A silhouette held in light. An outline where something once stood. Echo explores presence after impact — the moment when the body is gone but the trace remains. A study in restraint, shadow and red. ...

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A minimalist digital artwork of a woman shown in side profile as a dark silhouette against a black background. A thin red rim light traces the outline of her face, shoulder, and upper body, creating a sharp contrast. Her eyes are closed and her posture is slightly bowed, giving a quiet, introspective mood. The composition is high contrast with deep shadows and a single red accent.

Echo

Part of the unnecessarily pretentiously entitled ‘Fragment d’elle’ Series

Yeh I am totally shit at kicking my vices

I try to leave but end up getting dragged back. Of all the socials Twitter was always my thing

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40% off site wide at the moment (just saying)

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