puppy (dawson)

girl i’m bored let’s text me back

taking thirst traps with my steno machine because why the fuck not does anyone want to see

i 🩷 sucking cock

i am pathetic and miserable and annoying!!

i 🩷 sweating

please actually like what am i supposed to do when she’s playing with her sports spreadsheets and watching f1 at stupid o’clock at night

girlfriend that pays attention to me and keeps me entertained while wife is watching her sports stuff

i want a new tattoo and a haircut and a new piercing and i have exactly no money for any of these things

what

just got tickets to see my favorite kpop group in august and i get to go with my best friends in the world im so happy and excited

Selfie of lily from kpop group nmixx with long wavy blonde hair sticking her tongue out and making a peace sign next to her chin

Selfie 2 of lily with long wavy blonde hair making a peace sign next to her chin

Selfie 3 of lily with long wavy blonde hair tilting her head

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#LILY #nmixx

Photo 4 of bae in a yellow jacket outside at night with a pair of headphones around her neck as she sits on the concrete looking up at the camera

Photo 5 of bae in a yellow jacket outside at night with a pair of headphones on as she sits on concrete looking out at the night

they should invent a me that doesn’t have daily panic attacks

i be on my favorite basketball player’s tiktok commenting #needdat under every post and she be liking my comments so i think it’s safe to say she wont me

they should invent a girlfriend that doesn’t put men’s sports on my tv

this is what i look like btw

we couldn’t have done it without you truly

we love you so much back <33

4 years of Her 🥰

the toy store didn’t have the toy i wanted optimism over this earth is a hellscape

went outside and the weather is so nice i remembered life is worth living

bullying my girlfriend in the group chat to make everyone uncomfortable

yes okay we agree always get more bong for your buck

what are we going to do about his bong being too big for his he

do we make his he bigger or his bong smaller

the people (wifey & i) need to know

soft puppy

Selfie of haewon from kpop group nmixx, she has blonde hair and headphones on with a hand to her cheek as she looks down at the camera

Selfie 2 of haewon she has blonde hair and headphones on while winking as she looks down at the camera

Selfie 3 of haewon she has blonde hair and headphones on while pouting as she looks down at the camera

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#HAEWON #nmixx

type shit i would do if i had 2 gfs

tboy named Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

i know this is a threat but i’m choosing to replace the redacteds with dirty things

oh noooo :(