Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️

Megan seems like a deep sea fish***

Also I’m 66% through Girl on the Train and Rachel seems unstable and Rachel seems like she’s a deep sea fish pretending to be a person

Today after work I need to call to get a car insurance quote and go to the dentist for a cleaning/consultation. And pick up meds. Lot of things.

Baby Bellas 🙂

Nope just lots of mushrooms! ☺️

Would you believe I don’t know one single thing about plumbing?

I’m sorry I came in and rerouted the water in your toilet or whatever. Do you not think it’s funny? 🥺

Mmmm I forgot Lost isn’t on Netflix and I don’t have Hulu right now. So I’m going with You! I love Penn but his character in this is so fucking scary. And I like the lady, idr what her name is but she was Anna in Once Upon a Time!

I watched a bit of it with my mom and she haaaaates Jack. But if there’s one person she hates more than Jack, it’s Kate. So when they are both onscreen together she’s like “OHHHHH good, LOOK who it is!! The Wonder Idiots!!!” “Mom you don’t have to watch if you hate it-“ “BUT I WANNA KNOW THE SECRET”

In episode one of lost, I think the weird metallic click sounds and shaking trees are mechasaurs. Btw I will be posting all my thoughts about Lost in this thread so please mute if you haven’t seen it and want to avoid spoilers! Although I will probably be wrong about almost everything.

i bet it feels so good to be a grocery store veggie when the little showers turn on

Hmmmm could it be this reality plz thank u

I had a dream that I was even manlier. Like I was suddenly way taller than my gf (WHO EXISTED) and I was strong enough to CARRY HER AROUND THE POKÉMON CARD TOURNAMENT THAT I WAS PART OF and at the end we got A BUNCH OF FREE CARDS. It was so fucking dope. I was the only one there with a gf lol

What if I saw a turtle outside

Me loving you: yes, you can put your cold feet on my warm toasty leggies when we snuggle.

I had a nightmare that I met Chappell Roan at my birthday party and she was mean to me so you CAN ALL REST EASY, I have HAD the Worst Nightmare. You are all safe. It already happened, it happened to me, and I only cried for twenty hours upon waking.

Ohhhhh I just wanna kick em

I would… my heart would die. Unless you possess true sentience in which case ROBOT FRIEND ROBOT FRIEND

If you got me with this, how my heart would LURCH with confused feelings 😳

Me, loving you: (bringing you little snacks and refilling your drinks and snuggling into your chest)

Please stay hydrated 🥹

Aw buddy! I can relate. Moving is such a special kind of stress

I have dragon quest builders 1. Is 2 way more fun?

If I were to rewatch Lost from the beginning would it be interesting if I posted my thoughts and suspicions on here?

Nice! Adding her to my list!

I’ve never seen Lost all the way through! I think I cheated and read a synopsis but I have since forgotten it. I like Arrested Development, let’s do that!

Just a quick reminder that being called a loser by a fascist is a compliment.

A screenshot from Pokemon LeafGreen featuring a battle screen. A Rattata stands ready to fight across from a secure PokeBall over a caption that says Gotcha! PIKACHU was caught!

I got one!!! Her name is Gab after my favorite YouTuber Gab Smolders!

Come over I’m making pigs in blankets. The crescent rolls are the buttery kind 🙂